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It has long been understood that the women in Stapleton are simply more attractive than the men. Along these same lines, women in Stapleton are in considerably better shape than their male counterparts. There are several possible reasons for this. “My wife stays at home with the kids,” says Jay Llewellyn. “Now, I am not saying that staying at home is not work. Not at all. But our kids are both in school from 9-3:30 now, so she has had a lot more time. And she has used that time to become smoking hot and ripped.” [Read more…] about Stapleton’s Crossfit Women Join Together to Create Stapleton Security Force

Forest City Spokesperson Janelle Ayers has confirmed that Forest City executives along with a group of outside consultants are meeting to decide the grocer that will come in and anchor the Havana Town center. Secret meetings will be held beginning in early April at the control tower, where the executive team and the consultants will discuss who should be the next grocer which will purportedly go in the long awaited Havana Town Center. [Read more…] about Forest City to Hold Conclave to Decide Next Stapleton Grocer

The Stapleton community has been a buzz lately with the news that a Stapleton bar will be coming to the community and offering all sorts of Colorado micro-brews. Residents certainly enjoy the current options, but definitely are not against having another one. “Another bar never hurt anybody, right,” commented North Central Park resident Kelly Seery. “My biggest concern is that it is within biking distance. Sometimes, three 16 oz. glasses of that micro-brew stuff gets me pretty pickled.” [Read more…] about Speak Easy Coming to Stapleton

Many families have expressed their disappointed in not getting their child into a Stapleton elementary within blocks of their home, instead ending up at the school farthest from their homes. “It is really frustrating,” said Brian Harper. “We can look out our window and see Swigert, but our kid got into Stapleton 4. It’s like two miles away, but it is a really annoying drive.” Other families admit the same frustration. “We live three blocks from Westerly Creek,” says Stapleton mom Jamie Collins. “But, we got into Swigert. I know Swigert is a great school, but it is significantly farther away, and not an easy route to eventually ride a bike or walk to.” [Read more…] about Five Sterling, CO Families Able to Get Kids into Swigert

Stapletonians, well-known for housing some of the largest big screen TVs in Denver, have long frustrated enterprising Auroriaites who lack transportation to reach the prime Stapleton real estate.  Fortunately for the enterprising but vehicleless, RTD has come to the rescue.  Buses now travel down one of Stapleton’s quietest lesser-known streets – 29th Avenue – providing riders with access to hundreds of homes with plasma TVs.    [Read more…] about Bus Route to Provide Opportunity for Outsiders

Are you the greatest wife and mom in Stapleton? If not, do you know the greatest wife and mom in Stapleton? Hell, maybe you aren’t the greatest, but maybe you at least deserve to be in the discussion as a five seed. If this describes you or someone you know, you need to enter the Stapletonion Top Mom in Stapleton Bracket. We are looking for 64 entries to compete for the Top Mom status. All entries will be seeded and matched up, and eventually judged by the Stapleton community, much like you already are, so you might as well at least make a competition out of it! The selection committee will be looking at several attributes in its quest to narrow the field down to 64. “We have a huge task ahead of us,” said committee co-chair Mike Christin. “We know this community has so many deserving moms who are able to remain smoking hot, despite taking great care of their children.” Brother of Mike Christin, and also co-chair of the committee Brian Christin agrees. “We have been looking forward to this for a long time. But now that it is here, the stress is really hitting us. I see these moms, and I think, ‘I could barely narrow the field down to 250. And I have to get it to 64?’” The Christin’s along with the rest of the committee will be assigning RPI rankings to the moms to decide the field along with the seedings. The elements going into the RPI include but are not limited to: hotness (heavily weighted), cooking skills, strength of work/life schedule, PTA participation, amount of drinks consumed per week (more is better), workout classes attended per week, posts on Stapleton moms (quantity and quality count), and other intangibles. To plea your case to Mike and Brian and the rest of the committee, please send photo (recent) and bio to The Stapletonion at Stapletonion@gmail.com. Best of success to all you hard working Stapleton ladies! ]]>

Forrest City and the Stapleton MCA are very close to releasing the final plans for the old Stapleton control tower. It appears that the space will be used for a community arts center which will allow for plays, productions, recitals, rehearsals, etc. It is not completely certain how this will be laid out, but it appears the center is the way things are headed. With the exterior far from being designed, it is too difficult to begin speculating what the interior will look like, but many are suggesting that it will definitely have a theme to it. “We want to make sure people remember what the facility was originally used for,” says MCA President Liza Kampstra. “This means, we will have photos and relics from back when it was an airport. There are a lot of cool things we can do with it in this regard.” Kampstra mentions that the ode to the Stapleton landmark will chronicle its history from its early days, all the way till when it started getting developed to become what the community is today. “One of the really cool things we were able to get our hands on were the original Forrest City plans for Stapleton,” says Kampstra. “They are only twelve years old, but it is really quite remarkable to see what the developer originally had in mind and know where we are at today. Just a really neat part of our history.” The original plans show a thriving town center in the Eastbridge neighborhood, complete with an organic grocer and local pub and eatery. You can also see in the original documents a school on the corner of 26th Ave. and Iola, and next to that, a several acre green space park. The artists depictions of the bustling community also highlight great diversity, to mirror that of the city of Denver. “The vision the original developers had was quite incredible,” says Kampstra. “Although, they have had some misses, I think it is important for people to come see these when the time comes. It will put in perspective that although things didn’t turn out perfect, the vision was.” ]]>

Usually drones are the attacker, but recently these unmanned killing machines have come under fire themselves. It was recently reported that the White House has approved drones to kill US citizens abroad that were deemed terrorists. This did not sit well with human rights activists, mostly because Americans are more humane than other nationalities, and therefore, American terrorists should be afforded more rights. Stapleton MCA President Liza Kampstra followed the story, and instead of getting caught up in the politics of it, saw an angle that may help the local community. “We have tried so many things to get rid of the prairie dogs,” said Kampstra. “We have tried poisoning them, we have opened them up for hunting, and several other not yet to be declassified measures to limit, or eliminate the vermin. Nothing has worked.” [Read more…] about Stapleton MCA Planning to Use Drones to Kill Prairie Dogs