Are you the greatest wife and mom in Stapleton? If not, do you know the greatest wife and mom in Stapleton? Hell, maybe you aren’t the greatest, but maybe you at least deserve to be in the discussion as a five seed.
If this describes you or someone you know, you need to enter the Stapletonion Top Mom in Stapleton Bracket. We are looking for 64 entries to compete for the Top Mom status. All entries will be seeded and matched up, and eventually judged by the Stapleton community, much like you already are, so you might as well at least make a competition out of it!
The selection committee will be looking at several attributes in its quest to narrow the field down to 64. “We have a huge task ahead of us,” said committee co-chair Mike Christin. “We know this community has so many deserving moms who are able to remain smoking hot, despite taking great care of their children.” Brother of Mike Christin, and also co-chair of the committee Brian Christin agrees. “We have been looking forward to this for a long time. But now that it is here, the stress is really hitting us. I see these moms, and I think, ‘I could barely narrow the field down to 250. And I have to get it to 64?’”
The Christin’s along with the rest of the committee will be assigning RPI rankings to the moms to decide the field along with the seedings. The elements going into the RPI include but are not limited to: hotness (heavily weighted), cooking skills, strength of work/life schedule, PTA participation, amount of drinks consumed per week (more is better), workout classes attended per week, posts on Stapleton moms (quantity and quality count), and other intangibles.
To plea your case to Mike and Brian and the rest of the committee, please send photo (recent) and bio to The Stapletonion at Stapletonion@gmail.com. Best of success to all you hard working Stapleton ladies!
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