Greg Alesch is an Eastbridge resident who patiently waited for the Central Park exit to open, but time and time again was disappointed when it was either not opened, or only opened enough to detour drivers to the Havana exit. “I remember the first time I saw the sign that said ‘Central Park Blvd. Exit,’” says Alesch. I was so excited to not have to take Havana anymore, so I took it. I had to get right back onto the highway because of the construction.” [Read more…] about Stapleton Man Still Refuses to Believe Central Park Blvd. Exit is Open

On the surface, Mike Carlson may seem like just a regular guy. He keeps in okay shape, and is definitely slightly above average when it comes to his appearance. But like most Stapleton men, to find something special about him, you have to look deep. [Read more…] about Mike Carlson Voted Stapleton’s Sexiest Man 2012

The Central Park Recreation Center has just jumped on the most recent fitness craze, Gangnam Style dancing. Dance/fitness classes have been around for decades, from Richard Simmons to the most recent craze, Zumba. Now, local residents can shake their weight off while dancing to one of the biggest hits of 2012. “Dancing is a great way to stay in shape,” says dance instructor Tina Marquis. “The class is 45 minutes long, and as long as the students don’t mind listening to the same song over and over, they will definitely get a great workout.” The students will learn the proper Gangnam Style dance moves, and are guaranteed to lose weight and possibly go crazy. “Dance classes have typically been for women, but we think that Gangnam Style will bring in male customers, too,” says Marquis. Classes will be held once a week at the rec center on Wednesday evenings from 5:30 to 6:15. You must be a Denver recreation center member to participate. ]]>

Forest City recently approved what appears to be its biggest effort to appease disgruntled Eastbridge residents in regards to the lack of an Eastbridge town center. Several years after the town center was to be completed, Forest City has finalized plans that will place a light rail station in the mostly barren Eastbridge “town center.” “We are extremely pleased to announce that plans and funding have been approved to begin construction of a Stapleton light rail,” said Forest City spokesperson Janelle Ayers. “The main objective will be to give easy access for all residents to our one and only town center on 29th Street.” The two hubs for the Stapleton Light Rail will be located in what was supposed to be the Eastbridge town center and the other will be located in the middle of Founder$ Green. It will be an elevated rail that will run directly above the running path on 29th Street for the majority of the trip. Not all residents are pleased with the incoming Stapleton Light Rail. “We are supposed to be a green community,” said concerned resident Mitchell McAllister. “Now, we are going to put this right above one of the prettiest streets in our community? Ridiculous.” Residents living along 29th street are already planning a petition to stop the building of the light rail. “I don’t like anything about this,” said 29th Street resident Jennifer Olds. “The noise, the clutter, but mostly I don’t want Eastbridge people messing up our nice neighborhoods to the West. I mean, why can’t it take them to the Aurora Town Center since they are basically in Aurora already?” Eastbridge residents seem excited about what seems to at least be an effort to give them easier access at walking to a coffee shop, liquor store, sandwich shop, and a bar. “Ideally, I would be able to simply walk to that area and get what I need,” said Eastbridge resident Mark Tisdale. But at least I can still walk there and get a five minute lift into the current town center.” Eastbridge residents will be able to ride for free with a pass they can get from the MCA with a proof of residence. Others will be able to get passes at a monthly rate or buy them daily. The light rail will run daily from 6AM until 12AM and is set to open in the fall of 2015. ]]>

After the release of the 2013 Stapleton MCA dog calendar, one resident has raised the question about discrimination of mixed breed dogs that reside in the neighborhood. This community member is Kari Stevens, the owner of two mixed breed canines. We have decided to publish Kari’s exact words. What follows is her personal account of the events that lead to this strong accusation. [Read more…] about Stapleton MCA Accused of Purebred Supremacy

In what has become a Kimball family tradition, the Kimballs dress up in their hunting garb, grab their BB guns, pellet guns, and bows and arrows and head to one of the many Stapleton prairie dog hot spots. “We have been pretty lucky in that we try a new area every year,” said Eric Kimball. “They just seem to be everywhere, so we can’t go wrong.” [Read more…] about Stapleton Family has Successful Thanksgiving Morning Prairie Dog Hunt

A Stapleton resident who asked to remain anonymous is furious with his neighbor who put his Christmas lights up immediately Friday morning, calling him among other things, “a big dick.” “Seriously, Friday morning?” questioned the resident. “As soon as I saw that stuff going up, I knew my weekend was fried. Can’t he wait at least a week and let people enjoy a weekend of football and relaxation. I am so pissed.” [Read more…] about Resident Thinks Neighbor is “a Big Dick” for Already Putting up Christmas Lights

For the fifth year in a row, the parents of the annual Stapleton Thanksgiving football game at Central Park were dominant, winning 63-0, and injuring at least five kids. “We played our hearts out today,” said parent Luke Bianco (37). “The adults came prepared today, and that preparation showed. I feel a little bad for the kids, but they will learn from this, and hopefully play a little harder next year.” [Read more…] about Stapleton Adults Kick Crap out of Kids in Thanksgiving Morning Football Game