The vastly improved Stapleton King Soopers continues to make positive additions to the store as planning has begun to add a “medical” marijuana dispensary to the location. “We have listened to our customers, and it is something that is in great need since the other location on Central Park Blvd. never happened,” says manager Gary Stevens. “I know for that location, proximity to a school and crime were of concerns. At our location, the crime can’t really get worse, and we really aren’t that close to any of the Denver Public Schools.” [Read more…] about Stapleton King Soopers to Add Dispensary in Organic Foods Section

Stapleton resident and mom Becky Miller is currently going through a divorce from her husband Tom of nine years. Becky has long kept in great shape through various workout programs, has a healthy diet, and yes, has had breast augmentation. She is by all standards, smoking hot. There are drawbacks that come with this hotness, however. [Read more…] about Hot Stapleton Divorcee Frustrated She Can’t Get Hotter

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Wonderland courtyard residents are facing yet another challenge in recent days. Scott and Meg Stobaugh have experienced an interesting situation concerning their only yard space in the front of the house. Their gate is opened regularly by neighbors and strangers. While this is not as much of a problem with their now old lab, it could be an issue when they replace that family pet with a puppy someday soon.
 
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With Fall quickly approaching and the pools preparing to close, moans of sadness are being heard all across Stapleton. No, not just the general sadness of cooler weather, but the deep sadness only an in-shape person feels when they realize they will no longer be able to show off their body at the pool or go on runs shirtless or in a skimpy sports bra. “I workout hard all year for these four months,” says Dana Parker, who has a smoking hot body from her workouts at Crossfit Stapleton. “What’s the point in having this body if no one gets to see it? It (summer) just goes by way too fast.” Most in-shape Stapleton residents feel the same way. “I run with my shirt off as soon as it hits 75 degrees,” says Steve Elijah. “A lot of times, I run in the morning, and this summer, it has hit 75 early. Now, I’m having to wait until noon, and pretty soon, it won’t hit 75 at all. Then it’s back to wearing shirts again.” Although most of the frustration stems from not being able to show off their own bodies, some of the frustration is simply having to look just like other people. “Once late fall and the winter hits, everyone looks the same,” says Jim Trainor. “Long sleeve shirts, pants, bulky sweaters, etc., these don’t let people know that I workout.” Stapleton has an inordinate number of fit residents, to the point where some residents or people from other communities are intimidated to come to the Stapleton pools. “I brought a friend of my mine from Wash Park along with her kids,” says resident Amy Kleese. “Instead of being able to relax and enjoy herself, she kept feeling self-conscience because of all the hot bodies around her. At times, she thought we were in Vegas. She said she is not coming back until she gets in much better shape.” Residents are finding solace in a rash of new purchases across Stapleton: hot tubs. The number of hot tubs purchased in the last three months in Stapleton is significantly higher than it is in any other community. “Our hot tub will at least give me the ability to have people over for dinner, and then go in and out of the hot tub later that night so they can appreciate my body,” says Parker. “Not as good as the pool, but it is the best option at this point.”]]>

In honor of the recently released Top 20 Party Schools by the Princeton Review, The Stapletonion is ranking the Top Party Schools in Stapleton. #1 Westerly Creek Elementary: Parents here know how to party, as shown by their tremendous giving party last year. The kids are young, so the parents are still young and haven’t completely given up on their 30’s. [Read more…] about Stapleton’s Top Party Schools

The Bluff Lake Golf Tournament whose proceeds originally were to go to Bluff Lake’s environmental education and outreach efforts took a surprising turn. Bluff Lake spokesperson Joel Johnson made the announcement at the post-tournament awards lunch at Bluff Lake. “After golfing this, well, horrible, horrible golf course, we have decided that it is in the best interests of Bluff Lake and the surrounding community, to donate all proceeds to the improvement of Fitzsimons Golf Course. Now, eat up, and let’s quickly forget we ever played there.” [Read more…] about Bluff Lake Golf Tournament Raises $750 to Improve Fitzsimons Golf Course

You’ve probably seen them hanging from porches on crisp, fall Saturday mornings: flags adorned with the logos of various colleges, hung by proud alumni on college football gameday.  This simple gesture of school pride has become the source of serious disagreement in the Beatty household.  Husband Bob just wants to hang the flag of his alma mater on Saturday like all the other guys on his block, but his wife will not let him.  [Read more…] about Wife Refuses to Let Husband Hang University of Phoenix Flag