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Loophole in Animal Permit Law Allows Resident to Hold Cock Fights

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The new, well-intentioned change in the permit law to own chickens and goats for Denver residents has some bad, unintended consequences. There is a loophole that people have found which will allow them to have cock fights in their yards, provided they have the appropriate permit. Entrepreneurial Stapleton resident Keith Carman was the first to the punch. “I have always been fascinated with animal fights,” says Keith Carman. “I watched a lot of discovery channel growing up, and with the down economy, and my recent layoff, this has allowed me to follow my passion.” [Read more…] about Loophole in Animal Permit Law Allows Resident to Hold Cock Fights

Couple Breaks Unwritten Rules of Adult Swim

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Last week at the F-15 Pool, a couple was spotted making out during adult swim time. This caught onlookers completely off-guard. The adult swim is a longtime institution whose main purpose is to give parents 15 minutes without having to play with their kids in the pool or having to worry about them getting injured. There are also those that actually swim laps during this time, though they are few and far between. The longtime adult swim institution took a big step back last weekend when the young couple challenged the institution’s unwritten rules. “I mean, what’s the big deal,” said adult swim make-out bandit Lisa Stone, who is 28 years of age. “We are allowed to be out there during that time, and how we use that time is our business.” Her partner in crime Brandon Litton agrees. “If you don’t want to see it, you don’t have to look. What we do in front of 250 onlookers is our business.” [Read more…] about Couple Breaks Unwritten Rules of Adult Swim