Recent census projections show that Stapleton Caucasian children could soon be a minority.  The study projects that by 2014, the annoying turtle signs reminding you that there are children in Stapleton, and you should slow down, will be the majority.  Forrest City is unsure how this will affect the community.  “We don’t really know how this will affect our ability to sell the area to prospective home buyers,” says Forrest City statistics expert Ron Stone.  “We know that Caucasian children have been good for business, but it could end up being that slow turtle signs are just as good.  It is just too early to tell.” [Read more…] about Stapleton Census: By 2014, Turtle Signs to Outnumber Caucasian Children

When it comes to closing a pool quickly, it appears only Seal Team 6 could compete with the Stapleton Pool Staff.  Whether it is high winds, almost rain, sounded like thunder, is that poop, or simply getting dark a little early, this staff can get things closed up within minutes. [Read more…] about MCA Pool Staff Prepared for Unnecessary Closures

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The recent school bus strike has caused problems all over the city, but no where has it caused more pain than the pedestrian-friendly community of Stapleton.  The “Far East of Denver” as it is known to many was designed specifically so that those living in the community could choose to walk their children to school or even ride bikes with them to school.  This was a great thing for the marketing material, but has never worked out in practice.  [Read more…] about Bus Strike Cripples Walking Community

You have 10 days left to submit your baby swimsuit picture for the baby swimsuit edition to be published on June 6^th!  Send your photo in today and receive a free Stapletonion tee shirt.  Send to Stapletonion@gmail.com with the subject line “baby”.  Give us the child’s first name, age at time of picture, and who they are wearing.]]>

The sometimes controversial but always beautiful “Bridge to Nowhere” near the dog pond at Central Park has won the 2010 Aga Khan Award for Architecture.  “We couldn’t be more pleased,” said Forest City Spokesperson Sunny Witham.  “What a tremendous and well-deserved honor.”  The bridge currently serves as a place to stand and watch people walking, running, or riding on Westerly Creek, and will eventually become a key make-out point for teenagers. [Read more…] about Central Park’s “Bridge to Nowhere” Receives National Recognition