Stapleton kids have always been entrepreneurial and very driven. After all, they are Stapleton kids. In fact, many Stapleton kids have been making an extra effort to ensure they have the appropriate connections as they enter the real world. “I know I still have junior high, high school, and college ahead of me,” said Stapleton third grader Ella Eichorn. “But, I think It’s good to stay ahead on things and make sure I put myself in a position to succeed. At least that’s what my parents are telling me. So, yes, I make connections on LinkedIn.” [Read more…] about Stapleton Kids Make LinkedIn Connections to Guarantee Future

Many school conferences were held in the last few weeks, and for Amy Morris, the timing couldn’t have been better. “I’ve been feeling a little down lately,” said Morris. “Maybe it’s the less sunshine. But I always feel better at conference time.” For Morris, and many other parents, conferences are a time for them to hear that they are doing a great job parenting. “I have two kids in school,” said Morris. “So, when I go to their conferences, sure I want to know how they are reading, doing with their math, playing with others, etc. But, what I am really looking for are those five magic words. ‘You’re doing a great job.’” [Read more…] about School Conference Confirms to Parent ‘They’re Doing a Great Job’

Concerned by the wipeout of the last few local prairie dog populations by recent construction, a group of Stapleton residents has formed a protest group. The new group, Prairie Dog Devastation Liberation Effort of Stapleton (PDDLES), is led by Eastbridge Resident, Dawn Ross. “Forest City claims there are so many prairie dog populations in and around Denver, that it is not practical or necessary to relocate our Stapleton Prairie dogs,” says Ross. “They propose to exterminate them instead.” [Read more…] about Activist Group to Create ‘Prairie Dogs of Stapleton’ Calendar

Central Park Boulevard has seen its share of beggars, vagabonds, and hippies, but last Friday evening the already storied Stapleton street saw its first lady of the night. “I was headed home from a late dinner about 9:00, when I saw a lady walking on Central Park Boulevard close to the corner of 23rd and CPB,” said resident Chris Noelting. “It was almost like they were looking for a ride. But, as I got closer, I saw the high heels and the tight skirt. In fact, I even saw the car behind me slow down and stop and talk to her. I’m sure it’s because they thought she needed directions.” [Read more…] about First Hooker Seen Walking CPB

Good news — Forest City has finally solved Stapleton’s ongoing financial shortfall, and most residents will be overjoyed with the creative solution the Ohio-based developer has come up with: duck hunting blinds along Westerly and Sand creeks. “Oh, we couldn’t be happier to be partnering with one of America’s most respected organizations — the National Rifle Association,” said Forest City President Phil Dargossi. “What’s more American than Stapleton? I’d say, duck hunting in Stapleton, but it’s not just limited to ducks — it’s open season on those pesky Canadian Geese, too.” [Read more…] about Hunting Comes to Stapleton Greenway

The pressure in Stapleton to “keep up with the Joneses” is enormous. People in Stapleton are generally smarter, more successful, funnier, and better looking. This in and of itself can make even the most confident person self-conscience. The stress of living up to “Stapleton Standards™” is not totally self-inflicted. Stapleton residents keep a keen eye on each other to make sure each and every one of them is living up to “Stapleton Standards™.” “I not only feel it is my right to judge others in the community, but I feel it is my duty,” said Stapleton resident Lisa Carman. “We Stapletonians need to enforce unwritten rules in almost every way of life. What you can wear, how you should act, how you should drive, how you should parent, etc. This is how we keep a balance in creating the best community in the world.” Resident Troy Hayne feels the same way. “Would people keep their homes and yards as nice if we all weren’t constantly judging each other? “Probably not,” assumes Hayne. For many residents, the most important pressure is to make sure people remain physically attractive. “We have all been to small towns and suburbs,” said Eric Lance. “People get married, have kids, and then they just let themselves go. That is not what we are about here in Stapleton. In fact, it’s almost as if we are going the opposite direction. After you have kids, you make sure you put in your time running, at the gym, or doing CrossFit. Especially the ladies. You have to stay hot in the Stapleton market. You want to be the girl all the dads are talking about at the Berkshire.” One Stapleton resident, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in fear she would be judged, would prefer residents not be so pretentious and judgmental. “I wish people would just let others in our community be who they are. It is so tiring living here and worrying about what people think of your involvement with the school, what kind of car you drive, how you decorate for the holidays, and so on. Just give it a rest.” Tracy White only partially agrees with this assessment. “The judging is the gravity that keeps our little Stapleton solar system working,” said White. “If we stop judging each other, things are going to get crazy quick, same as they would if we removed gravity from the solar system. If people want to live in one of those crazy judge-free zones, that is fine, but I prefer to keep our Stapleton as-is. Perfect.” Carman has the best advice for those new to the Stapleton community. “Whenever you leave your house, think to yourself, ‘how will others think I look and act and what do they think about my family life and my material possessions?’ This is the first step in keeping up with ‘Stapleton Standards™.’”]]>

Stapleton elementary schools will begin a program beginning in November that will “reward” parents for getting their kids to school on time. Essentially, parents who get their kids to school on time will receive a ribbon from an administrator as they are leaving the school’s campus. “We wanted to create some urgency on the parents’ side,” said Swigert Administrator Jodi Haugen. “Just an extra thing to encourage them to get their kids to class on time, and then to reward them. We are really looking forward to seeing the results of the program.” Haugen says the Stapleton schools are not necessarily having an issue with tardiness, but she believes parents should be rewarded for being responsible and getting their kids to school on time. “It really is a big accomplishment,” said Haugen. “People have so much going on these days, so making that extra effort to get the kids out the door is really special. Of course, maybe it will reduce tardiness as well” [Read more…] about Schools to Begin Handing Out Awards to Parents for Getting Kids to School on Time

With the 26th Ave. Park finally on the right track and Stanley Marketplace coming along nicely, Forest City turned its head to its next biggest challenge: Aurora. “We have been dealing with issues regarding Aurora for quite some time,” said Forest City President Phil Dargossi. “Most of those issues related specifically to through traffic and crime. But now, we just want to do our best so not only is Stapleton pristine, but so the borders are pristine as well.” [Read more…] about 100 Acres of Western Aurora to Be Turned into Jack Nicklaus Championship Golf Course