Stapleton dad Kyle Myerholz has three kids, seven, nine, and 11. Over the years, the kids have accumulated many bikes, scooters, balls, and toys which are never appropriately put away in the family’s garage. So every morning when Kyle goes out to get into his truck, he inevitably steps on something on his way to work. “Every god damn morning, I’m tripping over something,” said Kyle. “It’s extremely frustrating. We have places to put all this shit. And the kids are old enough to know better.” Kyle has tried incentivizing the kids to put their things away. “We’ve tried telling them that we would get rid of stuff they didn’t put away, but they never believe it. Plus, we paid for it, so we are only hurting ourselves. We’ve also tried rewarding them with extra time on their tablets if we saw things were put away in the right places, but that has only come up a couple of times. We don’t know what to do.” Kyle finally reached a breaking point, however. Last week, while walking around to get into his truck, he tripped over a scooter, which banged his knee and also knocked over a bike which scratched his car. “I was so pissed,” exclaimed Kyle. “I kicked the scooter away, and threw the bike out of the way. It was then that I promised myself, if I tripped over another bike or scooter, I was going to kill somebody.” Kyle was not specific as to whether that person would be a family member or a random passerby, but those who occasionally encounter Kyle should use extreme caution. ]]>