In what is being considered a HUGE victory for Stapleton men, a female libido pill has been approved by the FDA. “The fact that I can basically legally drug my wife into fooling around with me is great,” said Stapleton dad Royce Madison. “I mean, like most Stapleton dads, I’m a pretty average looking dude. But, have you seen my wife? She is smoking hot. She probably regrets not marrying a better looking guy, but here we are. And if she can legally take drugs to be more attracted to me, hey, more for me.”
The Stapleton moms are not quite as excited, but are appreciative of the pharmaceutical industry’s efforts. “I guess they are trying to even the playing field because of all the Viagra stuff,” said hot Stapleton mom Marissa Jenkins. “So, kudos to them for that. But, if my husband was younger and better looking, maybe I would want to make out with him without being drugged.” Stapleton mom Meghan Doyle agrees. “I hope it helps,” said Doyle. “Truth is we are so busy with the kids that it’s not so much an issue of being attracted to him as it is having time to lip kiss. I mean who has time for that?”
Analysts are predicting another potential baby boom if the drug is as effective as advertised. “Stapleton experienced a baby boom a few years ago, and it could experience that again,” said population expert Timothy Kindell. “If the drug is effective, women could inexplicably become attracted to their significantly uglier husbands.” Kindell says it is too soon to predict whether Stapleton will need to build more elementary schools. “It may just be a 10% spike, but it is a new drug, so its effectiveness is not yet understood.” Stapleton men are hoping the placebo effect could even take place. “Maybe the drug won’t work at all, but it’s possible our wives will want to think it is working, which is all that really matters to us guys,” said Madison. The new drug Addyi could hit the shelves as early as mid-October.
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