Issue 152

Stapleton resident Jessica Boesen has two children attending Isabella Bird in Stapleton. The kids are adjusting to going back to school, and Jessica is enjoying having more time to get things done around the house to try to stay ahead of things as the household manager. The family had a great summer, but it was time for the kids to go back to school. “When we get back to school, it definitely gives the kids more structure,” said Bosesen. “During the summer, we are so laid back, and the kids stay up to0 late, they aren’t involved in as many activities because of our travels. They also get sick of each other, so getting back to school keeps them from fighting.” Overall, the kids are pretty good about getting ready for school, and don’t need constant motivation. “They’re good about getting dressed, brushing their teeth, and all that. They like going, so we don’t have issues getting them ready.” Boesen says the biggest difficulty in getting them ready for school is preparing lunches. “Every day I am stressing about making something they will eat and something that is healthy,” said Boesen. “I also struggle in getting variety in there, as they often ask for the same things. Plus, there are really only so many options you can include in the lunch. It gets really challenging. And the worst part is that I still have 328 lunches to make. It’s pretty disheartening.” Jessica says that making the lunches is so aggravating, it’s the main reason she looks forward to the weekends. “I love Saturdays and Sundays,” says Boesen. “Hell, I love when they are home sick. Just so I don’t have to pack a damn lunch. Homework I’m fine with. Carting them to practices, I’m fine with. But, lunches are a pain in the ass.” Luckily for Jessica, she only has 328 more to go.

Stapleton couple Alicia and Eric Corkery have been together for 15 years, married for 13 of those. “Like every other married couple, it’s a bumpy ride,” said Alicia. “It starts off pretty easy, then you have kids. And no one ever tells you how hard young kids are on a marriage.” Eric also understands the difficulty in keeping a relationship strong when you have kids. “Our kids won’t even let us speak to each other if they’re around,” says Eric. “They say communication is important for any relationship. Well, if my kids are around and I try to talk to Alicia, the kids interrupt immediately. It can be very frustrating.” As challenging as parenthood is to their relationship, the couple has no regrets in having kids. “We love being parents,” says Alicia. “Sure, it’s hard, but we wouldn’t trade that in for anything. You just have to fight through the hard times, and enjoy the fun times you are able to have with each other.” The couple believes most all couples who are married with kids go through the same struggles. However, they feel they excel as a couple in one particular area; pretending they are always really happy.

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Back to School night can be dreaded by parents. They often feel they must attend so teachers and other parents in the class believe they are responsible, committed parents. Sometimes, they have to leave work early, figure out an early or late dinner, and in some cases, get child care for the kids. For many of the parents, they have been through the same routine year after year, and in some cases, siblings have even had the same teachers. “The schools are pretty good about sending out information,” said Westerly Creek parent Greg Kinder. “Plus, the teachers are great about getting back to you when you have a question. If you read what they send, the back to school night really isn’t that important.” The most frustrating thing for parents is when their peers ask questions to which the teachers have already answered, or if it is a question which could have easily been taken offline, and not taken up everyone else’s time. “When someone raises their hand after a teacher asks, ‘any questions?’ I just sit there hoping no one raises a hand,” said Swigert Parent Joleen Halupnik. “What could you possibly be questioning that everyone is wondering? It’s only you needing to know this info. Please, email the teacher later, or ask them after class. The rest of us want to get out of here, drink a glass of wine, and hang out with our kids before they go to bed.” And it’s not just the parents who don’t appreciate these random questions.

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Stapleton seven year old Olivia Hoffman has had four sleepovers with friends. The aftermath of all of them have been rough on the family. “She comes home tired and grumpy,” said Olivia’s mom Annie. “From what I’ve observed, it is about the same thing as an adult going to Vegas for three days. You come home exhausted, unable to think, and sometimes sick. The worst thing is, you know it’s coming. There’s no chance you are sending your kid over for an overnight party and they will come home how you sent them. You know you’re totally screwing your entire family’s life up for a while after the event.” Kids are excited so they can’t get to sleep well, plus they are in a new environment. “For kids, routine is everything,” said Annie. “I mean, when we stay at a hotel, VRBO, or even a relative’s house, it gets the kids way off schedule. So, when they stay somewhere else without familiarity and their family, but they have their friends there, it’s just chaos for the child.” Although the first three sleepovers were difficult, Olivia’s most recent one was particularly hard. “Usually, recovery is about a four day process,” admitted Annie. “She is way off schedule, takes an afternoon nap, falls asleep late, wakes up the next morning late, and so on. We kind of know what to expect. But, with this last one, the cycle simply repeated itself for over a month.” According to Annie, Olivia got a cold, was never able to get back on the appropriate sleeping schedule and was grumpy for a month. “I’m not sure if it was the particular place she was staying, or just a combination of several factors. But, I’m not sure I’m willing to go through that again.” Annie says she is going to be careful in considering allowing Olivia to go to any more sleepovers this year. “I always thought seven year olds were too young to sleepover,” said Annie. “And, maybe it’s just a maturity issue. No matter what it is, I’m not sure we will go through it again anytime soon.” Yes you will, Annie. Yes you will.

Less than fifty residents have moved in to the new development in Aurora between 26th and 25th Avenues, but city officials in Aurora are already having second thoughts about the development. “I guess we didn’t completely think it through,” said Councilman David Baldwin. “Maybe we were naïve in thinking that Stapleton problems would stay on the other side of the street. Unfortunately, we may have underestimated the power of the Stapleton brand.” From Baldwin’s perspective, once your neighborhood is named ‘Stapleton’ anything, you inherit the Stapleton attitude. “We believed that tagging the ‘Aurora’ on there would maybe bring them down a peg,” said Baldwin. “Unfortunately, it looks like we will be running into the same issues as Denver does. People complaining about every little thing, angry localized social media sites, and petty disputes amongst neighbors. This wasn’t what we signed up for. We thought adding some nice homes over here would be good for the City of Aurora. It appears it could be detrimental.”

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