Issue 141

Construction of homes along the south side of 26th Ave. is well under way. Soon, several new homes will be completed in the Eastrbidge neighborhood since construction ended on the last home over five years ago. “It’s really great for the Eastbridge community,” said Eastbridge resident Chad Bauer. “There are so many great things going on in our area, and this just adds to it.” Like many of his neighbors, Chad is looking forward to meeting those who will be moving into the homes surrounding the 26th Ave. Park. “Of course, we already have lots of friends in the hood,” exclaimed Chad. “But, when you get older, nothing really new changes, so stories get stale. It’s great to meet new friends who will listen to our old stories and actually be interested in them.” Eastbridge resident Christie Patterson is curious as to what they will be like. “Will they drive a Volvo or will it be an Audi?” Patterson questioned eagerly. “Are they going to be upper middle income, or upper, upper middle income? So many things they could be!” Resident Ron Zimmer has some curiosities of his own. “How white are they going to be,” asked Zimmer? “Like, white-white, or like a more tan white person? Man, I wish they were moving in tomorrow so I could just know.” Other residents want to know about their family dynamic. “How many white kids are they going to have? Two or three?” questioned Clinton St. resident Mark Fulton. “Will the mom be an 8 or a 9? The suspense is killing me.” Residents are expected to move in as soon as this spring, which can’t come soon enough for these eager residents. “I love that Stanley is open, and of course, I am excited about things going on at the Eastbridge Town Center,” said Bauer. “But, I am so looking forward to meeting our new neighbors on the park. “I’m really excited to find out what Big Ten college they attended.” Patterson hopes to build a relationship with the new residents and “maybe get invited to their place in Vail. Or Breckenridge. Wherever they have a place.” Whomever moves into the new homes, we all look forward to the continued diversification of the neighborhood. 

Well, it’s finally here. Restaurants and shops in the Stanley Marketplace are open. “We are excited to announce we are open for business,” project leader Mitchell Roberts announced last month. “This is phase one of our opening with several places opening up now, and we expect to soon have almost 50 different businesses open for food, booze, retail, fitness, and other services. This is happening, people.” Those who have been to Stanley are extremely pleased with what they have seen. “It’s a really cool atmosphere,” said resident Brian Uker. “And they are just getting started. When they get everything in there, it is going to be even better.” Resident Josh Barrett agrees. “I think it’s great now, but when the weather gets nice enough to ride or walk there, it’s going to be fantastic,” said Barrett. “Did you know that at Cheluna, you can have them can you a beer to go? That’s a real thing. They can it, right in front of you, and you take it with you.” Residents have been impressed with the food choices as well. “We have eaten at Comida a few times and really enjoyed it,” said Lori Young. “Food is great, and it is a hip environment, but still family friendly.”

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Stapleton developer Forest City recently became upset with White House officials when the White House used a copyrighted term without the authority of Forest City. “Without our expressed written consent, White House Presidential Counselor Kellyanne Conway used the term ‘alternative facts,’” said Forest City spokesperson Janelle Ayers. “That specific term was coined and copyrighted by Forest City in 2012, and we have never released that term for use by others without payment or litigation. We have sent a cease and desist letter to the White House along with legal documents letting them know we are pursuing this matter in the courts.”

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When developers purchased the Stapleton control tower, Randy Gibbons and his team knew it was going to be a challenging project. The original estimate was to be open in around five years, but under the current conditions, that goal doesn’t seem realistic. “This has proven to be a bigger challenge than we even imagined,” said Gibbons. “I mean, we completely gutted the place, and we keep finding more and more issues. Structurally, spatially, and really anything you could think of. If we continue down the path of renovating, the budget and timeline will continue to balloon.” Gibbons has made a new proposal to Punch Bowl, Forest City, and the Stapleton Principal HOA. “What we are proposing is simply tearing down the existing facility and starting from scratch,” said Gibbons. “I know that is going to disappoint some people, but the fact that we can get the project completed in less than a year will probably ease their disappointment.”

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Stapleton Principal HOA President Paul Harris is following through on his original plan to build a wall between Stapleton and Aurora. Sort of. In his original announcement, Harris promised a wall, but said the Stapleton Principal HOA would not have to pay for a dime of it. “We are going to build the wall,” shouted Harris. “And they (pointing to Aurora) are going to pay for it.” Aurora Mayor Steve Hogan has repeatedly stated his city will not take part in paying any money for a wall between Stapleton and Aurora. “It’s absolutely ridiculous,” said Hogan. “This is not something we have ever considered, nor is it something we would ever do. In the few conversations I have had with Harris, he is clearly not the kind of person who is sound of mind, and he cannot be trusted.” Harris says that plans for a wall have been drawn up, and construction will start this spring. “This project is too important to be delayed any longer,” said Harris. “We are going to move this project forward for the people of Stapleton.” Experts have estimated the cost of such a project to be somewhere between five and ten million dollars.

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Most people understand being married and having kids can be difficult. People living together with lots of stress are bound to have challenges. For that reason, most marriages go through a lot of tough times along with their good times. Furthermore, couples aren’t always going to have the same opinions when it comes to raising kids or making financial decisions, and that can often cause fights and disagreements. “Like everyone else, we have our troubles,” said Stapleton wife Jessica Essex. “But, we work to find a way through it, and we know there is usually light at the end of the tunnel.” What’s comforting to most couples is knowing they are not alone, and all married people go through stress and have their battles. “In a really messed up way, it’s kind of cathartic when we talk to our friends and neighbors and they talk about a fight they just had,” said Kelly Meeter. “It’s nice to know we aren’t the only ones that occasionally get fed up with one another.” Married couples are just going to be unhappy sometimes. That is, except for the Helmans, who seem to never be down. Which annoys the shit out of everyone.

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