{"id":901,"date":"2011-07-22T09:10:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T16:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=901"},"modified":"2011-07-22T09:10:58","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T16:10:58","slug":"couple-breaks-unwritten-rules-of-adult-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=901","title":{"rendered":"Couple Breaks Unwritten Rules of Adult Swim"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>\nLast week at the F-15 Pool, a couple was spotted making out during adult swim time. This caught onlookers completely off-guard. The adult swim is a longtime institution whose main purpose is to give parents 15 minutes without having to play with their kids in the pool or having to worry about them getting injured. There are also those that actually swim laps during this time, though they are few and far between. The longtime adult swim institution took a big step back last weekend when the young couple challenged the institution\u2019s unwritten rules.\n\u201cI mean, what\u2019s the big deal,\u201d said adult swim make-out bandit Lisa Stone, who is 28 years of age. \u201cWe are allowed to be out there during that time, and how we use that time is our business.\u201d Her partner in crime Brandon Litton agrees. \u201cIf you don\u2019t want to see it, you don\u2019t have to look. What we do in front of 250 onlookers is our business.\u201d\nNot only does the act break the rules of the adult swim, it also challenges a long-time understanding of when public make-outs are okay.\nPublic make-outs have long been reserved for junior high and high school kids, drunk people on dance floors, and kisses after very public marriage proposals. In fact, the only rule that this couple did not break is that public make-outs are never, ever allowed for married couples. Most onlookers were too busy shielding their children\u2019s eyes from the atrocity to comment, but some did wonder if the \u201cno making out in pool during adult swim\u201d rule is outdated, and should be changed, like how we now begrudgingly allow women to vote.\nShould adults, married and unmarried, dive into the pool and start getting after it as soon as that clock strikes 45 minutes passed the hour? The Stapletonion wants your feedback. Please comment on this article if you would or wouldn\u2019t like to see more people making out in the pool during adult swim.]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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