{"id":7552,"date":"2020-04-22T21:22:10","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T21:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7552"},"modified":"2020-06-30T19:59:35","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T19:59:35","slug":"familys-home-schooling-plan-degenerates-in-few-short-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7552","title":{"rendered":"Family\u2019s Home-Schooling Plan Degenerates in Few Short Days"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Home-Schooling-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7553\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Every parent in Stapleton was quick to jump on\nthe home school schedule bandwagon, and do their best to create a COVID-19\nsafe, quarantined, in-home school environment worthy of frequent Facebook and\nInstagram posts.&nbsp; Alicia and Scott Gerbracht\neven rearranged their living room to accompany a music studio with keyboards,\nand an electric drum kit, a punching bag and small weights for fitness, a media\ndevice station for online tutorials and an arts and crafts corner.&nbsp; \u201cThis ensures a well-rounded liberal arts education\u201d\nstated Scott.&nbsp; Molly agreed, \u201cit\u2019s an\nabsolute joy having this quality time with our three kids, Skyler 4, Hayden 6\nand Keira 9, they have really taken to our format for instruction and family\nactivity.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>The first day started strong with a laser like\nfocus on division of labor, both mom and dad tag teaming the routine and ensuring\nthe schedule was followed to the minute.&nbsp;\nThere was ample time for fun activities and learning alike.&nbsp; We checked back three days later and the\nwheels were coming off at an accelerated rate.&nbsp;\nWe came into a less than organized house with gusher wrappers, empty\nPringles cans and Starburst wrappers everywhere.&nbsp; The youngest Skyler had the tv over 100\ndecibels and was watching Bad Blood and the oldest Keira was doing a Tic Tock\nto a 2Pac song in her underwear.&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alicia said, \u201cI give up, I can\u2019t get anyone to\nsit still for one minute and no one wants to do any of the activities I put\ntogether, and my husband hasn\u2019t owned his end of the deal. &nbsp;He\u2019s more worried about the Bronco\u2019s free\nagency, and busy texting his buddies\u2019 ridiculous videos from twitter, and I\nhave no clue what\u2019s so funny about the large black cock meme!\u201d&nbsp; Scott sounded more optimistic.&nbsp; \u201cHey, we\u2019ve had a few setbacks.&nbsp; Things feel a bit less structured, but the\nkids should be able to play, they\u2019re not gonna get dumber in the next two months.&nbsp; Hell, this should be the time of their\nlives.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>News today from the White House lifted the\nmood for Alicia. \u201cJesus Christ, I hope Trump opens the economy back up. &nbsp;I need a drink with my girlfriends at Next\nDoor immediately. 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