{"id":7523,"date":"2020-04-22T20:25:35","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T20:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7523"},"modified":"2020-06-30T20:33:53","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T20:33:53","slug":"stapleton-dad-misses-seeing-hot-mom-at-school-drop-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7523","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton Dad Misses Seeing Hot Mom at School Drop Off"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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School drop off has always been a great thing for Swigert dad Keith Grady. \u201cA lot of people don\u2019t like the hassle of getting their kids in and out of the car, dealing with their potential fights, making sure they are emotionally ready for school, and so on,\u201d said Grady. \u201cBut, I have always enjoyed school drop off, and in particular, this year.\u201d Grady says aside from getting to see his lovable children off to school, there is another reason he has been extremely eager to drop his kids at school. \u201cHave you seen Amy Houston?\u201d Grady asks rhetorically. \u201cI bet at least 60% of the dads you see at Swigert school drop off are there specifically to see her. I mean, there are LOTS of hot moms at the Swigert drop off, but seeing Amy can really make your day.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Grady says one of the things that stands out about Amy is that she is approachable. \u201cA lot of these hot moms won\u2019t even acknowledge your existence. Amy will say hi, and even engage in conversation by asking you a question. I mean, I know she doesn\u2019t like me, and we\u2019re both married, but it\u2019s still pretty cool to feel like someone is pretending to almost flirt with you.\u201d Grady says the recent school closure has been really hard on his family. \u201cObviously, having the kids home all day is very difficult. The kids are missing their friends, teachers, their activities, and just the structure of normalcy.\u201d Grady feels the school closure has hit him the hardest. \u201cNot seeing Amy every morning has been really hard,\u201d says Grady. \u201cI\u2019ve stalked her on LinkedIn and considered giving her a friend request on Facebook, but I\u2019m not sure that\u2019s appropriate considering I don\u2019t even know her that well.\u201d Grady thinks there are some things DPS could be doing to ease his struggles. \u201cThe kids are doing these virtual classrooms through Zoom. Why can\u2019t we have a virtual drop off once a week? Maybe you just sit your kid down in a chair, and then you can wave to any of the other parents sitting their kids down. I mean, that couldn\u2019t be that hard to set up, right?\u201d Ultimately, Grady is hoping that school will be ready to go next fall. \u201cAt this point, I just hope to start seeing her again next year. This virus needs to run its course. I really miss Amy.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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