{"id":7338,"date":"2017-12-14T22:31:53","date_gmt":"2017-12-15T05:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7338"},"modified":"2020-07-03T04:04:27","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T04:04:27","slug":"stapleton-man-says-fuck-it-and-gives-wife-250-visa-gift-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7338","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton Man Says, \u201cFuck it\u201d and Gives Wife $250 Visa Gift Card"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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With Christmas less than two weeks away, Stapleton men are struggling to figure out what to give their spouses. Jewelry can often be tricky, guys never know what stores, styles, or sizes to get in regards to clothes, and they have typically relied too heavily on the pampering gifts. Stapleton resident Adam Brown further explains his challenge. \u201cShe seems like she has everything she wants, that we can afford,\u201d said Brown. \u201cI\u2019m not going to surprise her with a Lexus<\/a> or something. We have two kids and I have given some sentimental things before, but those ideas are once in every five year type ideas. I can\u2019t come up with something unique and sentimental every year for every birthday. That\u2019s just too much.\u201d Brown says his wife is pretty easy going, but he still gets stressed about present-giving. \u201cDid I spend enough, did I put enough thought into it, and on and on,\u201d said Brown. \u201cShe does like gift cards, but I really don\u2019t want to drive somewhere to get her a gift card. Plus, I could do that and then I may realize she wanted something from somewhere else.\u201d So, Brown decided to make things easy on himself this season. \u201cI said, \u2018fuck it\u2019 and got her a $250 Visa gift card. It\u2019s not like it\u2019s cash. I had to put some effort in to it, right.\u201d Happy Holidays and good luck, Adam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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