{"id":7272,"date":"2017-11-16T22:00:55","date_gmt":"2017-11-17T05:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7272"},"modified":"2020-07-03T04:19:12","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T04:19:12","slug":"mom-really-hoping-she-doesnt-run-into-anyone-at-school-drop-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7272","title":{"rendered":"Mom Really Hoping She Doesn\u2019t Run Into Anyone at School Drop Off"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Stapleton mom Nicci Walker is a typical Stapleton hot mom<\/a>. She takes great care of herself through working out and eating healthy<\/a>. Like many other hot moms, she likes to look great without others thinking she had to work hard to look great. \u201cI will put on some expensive yoga pants and a cute top,\u201d said Walker. \u201cI always do my makeup, even if I just put my hair in a ponytail. The look I think most of us strive for is that, \u2018I\u2019m hot and I\u2019m not even trying to be,\u2019 look. The reality is, looking this good is hard goddamn work<\/a>.\u201d Nicci makes sure she gives herself enough time to achieve her look any time she is planning to leave the house. \u201cIt takes me about 60 to 80 minutes to get myself ready. I\u2019m guessing people see me and think, \u2018gee she looks great. And she just threw something together with those yoga pants.\u2019\u201d This morning, however, time hasn\u2019t been on her side. \u201cThere were some things I needed to get done here, and then a couple projects and assignments we had to get ready for the school,\u201d said Nicci. \u201cIt has thrown my entire morning off, and I will definitely not have my usual prep time.\u201d Nicci knows there is no chance she can complete the usual routine, so she is improvising. \u201cI\u2019m going to put the usual-type outfit on for one,\u201d says Nicci. \u201cThen, I\u2019m going to give my face a good once-over, and throw on a hat. I really hope I don\u2019t see anyone at school drop-off today.\u201d Nicci most fears having the other hot moms at the school see her like this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

\u201cI don\u2019t want people knowing I usually work my ass off to look great, and in actuality, I\u2019m like everyone else.\u201d There are also a couple of good looking dads Nicci is hoping to avoid. \u201cNothing would ever come of it, obviously, but I want the few hot dads at the school thinking I am hot, too. I don\u2019t want that imbalance of them knowing they’re hot and that I have to work hard to be hot. This is going to be a stressful morning.\u201d Please send your thoughts and prayers with Nicci as she tries to get through this morning drop off unnoticed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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