{"id":7243,"date":"2017-10-05T20:51:55","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T03:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7243"},"modified":"2020-07-03T04:37:47","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T04:37:47","slug":"stapleton-five-year-old-already-outgrowing-new-fcking-pajamas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7243","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton Five Year Old Already Outgrowing New F*cking Pajamas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/five-year-old-too-big-for-pjs-175x300-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7872\" width=\"131\" height=\"225\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Stapleton five year old Beckett Shannon just turned five a month ago, yet that little f*cker is already outgrowing brand new pajamas his mom purchased for him. \u201cIt\u2019s really frustrating,\u201d said mom Nancy. \u201cI mean, they are such cute pajamas, and they say \u20185\u2019 on them. The first time he put them on, they fit totally fine. And now, it looks like I have been drying them constantly for a week. When do kids stop growing? This is getting annoying and expensive.\u201d Nancy says this seems to be happening more frequently now than at other points of Beckett\u2019s life. \u201cI\u2019m aware kids grow,\u201d said Nancy. \u201cBut, we usually get some wear out of things, then get some new stuff. It seems like we are just getting something, and suddenly, that stuff doesn\u2019t fit him, after wearing it once or twice. I mean, what\u2019s the point anymore.\u201d Nancy says she will continue to buy clothes for her child, but may be more economical about it. \u201cI think I may go Stapleton Swap only,\u201d said Nancy. \u201cYou can get quality items on there for almost nothing. Right now, I\u2019m the one giving away brand new items for basically nothing. I want to be on the other end of this thing.\u201d So, if you have 6\/7 pajamas to get rid of, please post on Swap as soon as you can.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7243","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-154","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7873,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243\/revisions\/7873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}