{"id":7141,"date":"2017-08-24T20:58:54","date_gmt":"2017-08-25T03:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7141"},"modified":"2020-07-07T02:48:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-07T02:48:24","slug":"mom-admits-when-kids-are-tired-theyre-pretty-fckng-miserable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7141","title":{"rendered":"Mom Admits When Kids Are Tired, \u201cThey\u2019re Pretty F#ckng Miserable\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" src=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/child-throwing-a-fit-300x199-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7914\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Stapleton mom Michelle Graunke adores her children. She spends as much time with them as she can and will do everything for them. \u201cThey are just so sweet,\u201d said Graunke. \u201cThey are the greatest thing and really terrific kids.\u201d Graunke says overall, her kids behave extremely well. \u201cWe never get complaints from teachers or coaches, or their friend\u2019s parents. It\u2019s really nice knowing when we send them places, they&#8217;re going to be good.\u201d There are occasions where the kids aren\u2019t a picture of perfection, however. \u201cWhen the kids are tired, it\u2019s a total f#cking nightmare,\u201d said Graunke. \u201cI mean, I love those little bastards to death, but when they&#8217;re tired\u2026they test me.\u201d Graunke says bedtime can be a real mess. \u201cI mean, if we&#8217;re getting them to bed just a minute passed the tipping point, it gets a little nuts. Screaming, crying, and sometimes, physical violence. They&#8217;re pretty f#cking miserable.\u201d Graunke says she always comes back to loving them, but she goes through a short window of wondering what the hell she was thinking when she decided she wanted to have kids. \u201cAfter they are sleeping, I calm down, remember the good times, and I am back to worshiping them again. But, man, during that tired-fit phase, I just want to just kill those little f#ckers.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7141","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-151","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7141"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7915,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7141\/revisions\/7915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}