{"id":7081,"date":"2017-08-02T21:27:59","date_gmt":"2017-08-03T04:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7081"},"modified":"2020-07-07T02:50:04","modified_gmt":"2020-07-07T02:50:04","slug":"next-door-alert-no-one-gives-a-sht-about-your-god-damn-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=7081","title":{"rendered":"Next Door Alert: No One Gives a Sh#t About Your God Damn Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The popular social media site Next Door<\/a> is often used by Northeast Denver residents. The site allows people to buy and sell items, post events, and even has a lost and found. The most common use is alerting others to suspicious behavior or crime in the neighborhood to help others become aware of important information. If something is time sensitive, people can mark their posts \u201curgent.\u201d If there is an accident, a serious crime situation, a missing dog, and sometimes even a missing child, people often mark these posts \u201curgent\u201d so that the messages get delivered directly to people\u2019s email boxes. The aforementioned situations absolutely qualify as urgent, and area residents should give these matters the appropriate amount of attention. There are some situations where Next Door members are too liberal with the term \u201curgent\u201d posting an item as urgent when the situation did not dictate it. The most common involves a missing feline. \u201cI hate getting urgent emails from Next Door only to find out someone\u2019s old cat is missing,\u201d said Next Door user Skylar Walsworth. \u201cIt\u2019s extremely annoying. I\u2019m expecting to see big news on a crime in progress, but it\u2019s just that someone let their senile house cat slip out. Sorry, can\u2019t help you.\u201d Stapleton resident and Next Door user Kate Hanson feels the same way. \u201cIt\u2019s a cat,\u201d exclaimed Hanson. \u201cAnd no, a missing cat and a missing dog are not the same thing. First off, they’re from totally different suborders. Secondly, you can easily tell dogs apart. And finally, people like dogs.\u201d Next Door user Eric Miller has a possible solution to the \u201curgent\u201d missing cat issue. \u201cWhy not add it as a user group,\u201d suggests miller. \u201cYou could choose if you want to hear about missing cats, or any animals really. If you care about cats, you will get all of the \u201curgent\u201d missing cat notices. If you don\u2019t care for them, you won\u2019t be burdened with the emails.\u201d However, the rule of thumb for users should be they understand no one gives a sh#t about god damn cats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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