{"id":704,"date":"2011-06-23T12:03:58","date_gmt":"2011-06-23T19:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=704"},"modified":"2011-06-23T12:03:58","modified_gmt":"2011-06-23T19:03:58","slug":"complaints-force-stapleton-all-sports-to-change-name-to-stapleton-some-sports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=704","title":{"rendered":"Complaints Force Stapleton All Sports to Change Name to Stapleton Some Sports"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[Local business Stapleton All Sports recently decided to change its name to Stapleton Some Sports in response to multiple inquiries from parents seeking athletic programs not offered by the company.\n\u201cWhen we moved to Stapleton from England we were delighted that our kids could continue playing cricket through the All Sports program,\u201d explained Woodward Blume, a frustrated local parent. \u201cBut alas, cricket was not offered.\"<!--more-->\nMathieu Lemeux shared his frustration, saying \u201cThere aren\u2019t many kids programs for curling, so when we saw the ads for All Sports we were keen on getting our kids signed up, assuming \u2018all sports\u2019 means just what is says. Imagine our surprise when they told us they don\u2019t offer curling. What\u2019s up with that, eh?\u201d\nIndeed, a Stapletonion staffer posing undercover as a zealous parent made multiple inquires to the business requesting such sports programs as speed skating, table tennis, weightlifting, rhythm gymnastics, and many synchronized sports.\u00a0Contrary to its name, All Sports offers no programs for these and countless other popular sports.\nAn All Sports \u2014 now Some Sports \u2014 employee who wishes to remain anonymous told the Stapletonion that they are excited about the change. \u00a0\u201cIt was frustrating having to deal with this week in and week out. We were constantly coming up with excuses like, \u2018we are actually doing that next year,\u2019 or \u2018we are still looking for a coach for that.\u2019\u201d\u00a0 For more on Stapleton Some Sports and its limited sports programming, go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stapletonsomesports.com\/\">www.stapletonsomesports.com<\/a>.\n&nbsp;]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-704","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-7","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}