{"id":6954,"date":"2017-04-27T20:51:57","date_gmt":"2017-04-28T03:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6954"},"modified":"2020-07-11T14:39:43","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T14:39:43","slug":"shopper-running-through-king-soopers-not-in-hurry-just-hates-soopers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6954","title":{"rendered":"Shopper Running Through King Soopers Not in Hurry; Just Hates Soopers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/person-running-in-Soopers.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7984\" width=\"290\" height=\"193\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/person-running-in-Soopers.jpg 386w, https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/person-running-in-Soopers-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Luke Gibbons was furiously racing through King Soopers as many have done before in a hurry to get something to bring home for dinner or grab something for a party they had previously forgotten. The difference in Gibbons case was that he wasn\u2019t late for anything, nor was anyone waiting on him somewhere for a particular item. \u201cI just hate that damn place,\u201d said Gibbons. \u201cI almost get sick to my stomach being in there. So, when I have to go, I run. Every time.\u201d Gibbons says it\u2019s hard to point to just one thing that bothers him about the Quebec Soopers. \u201cSeems like they are out of what I am looking for, it is always crowded, the produce seems to go bad by the time I get home\u2026I could really go on and on.\u201d Gibbons says he looks forward to trying the new <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/posts\/eastbridge-soopers-well-finish-our-store-once-shops-are-open\/\" target=\"_blank\">Eastbridge Soopers<\/a>. \u201cI\u2019m hoping it has a whole different vibe,\u201d said Gibbons. \u201cI\u2019m looking forward to walking through it the first time. I will have to gauge how that experience is as to whether I will walk it again, or if I will continue my sprint workouts at yet another King Soopers.\u201d Although Gibbons says he is usually sore the day after he goes to Soopers, there are some benefits to getting through the store quickly. \u201cI never pick up any unnecessary items,\u201d said Gibbons. \u201cI know my list, and I can\u2019t afford to slow down or grab unnecessary items.\u201d If you see Gibbons running through the store, don\u2019t be alarmed, but more importantly, don\u2019t try to talk to him. He\u2019s on a mission. A mission to get the hell out of King Soopers.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6954","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-146","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6954"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7985,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6954\/revisions\/7985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}