{"id":6792,"date":"2017-01-25T21:47:54","date_gmt":"2017-01-26T04:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6792"},"modified":"2020-07-14T02:57:20","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T02:57:20","slug":"really-happy-couple-annoying-everyone-in-neighborhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6792","title":{"rendered":"Really Happy Couple Annoying Everyone in Neighborhood"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/happy-couple-300x200-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8063\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Most people understand being married and having kids can be difficult. People living together with lots of stress are bound to have challenges. For that reason, most marriages go through a lot of tough times along with their good times. Furthermore, couples aren\u2019t always going to have the same opinions when it comes to raising kids or making financial decisions, and that can often cause fights and disagreements. \u201cLike everyone else, we have our troubles,\u201d said Stapleton wife Jessica Essex. \u201cBut, we work to find a way through it, and we know there is usually light at the end of the tunnel.\u201d What\u2019s comforting to most couples is knowing they are not alone, and all married people go through stress and have their battles. \u201cIn a really messed up way, it\u2019s kind of cathartic when we talk to our friends and neighbors and they talk about a fight they just had,\u201d said Kelly Meeter. \u201cIt\u2019s nice to know we aren\u2019t the only ones that occasionally get fed up with one another.\u201d Married couples are just going to be unhappy sometimes. That is, except for the Helmans, who seem to never be down. Which annoys the shit out of everyone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh my god, it\u2019s like they are fucking Disney characters,\u201d said Essex. \u201cI mean, they are awesome, and nice, and fun, and all that. But, can\u2019t they at least pretend to sometimes be perturbed with one another?\u201d Kelly Meeter also loves the Helmans, but struggles to understand the reality of their relationship. \u201cThey might actually be soulmates,\u201d said Meeter. \u201cThey hold hands on walks and are constantly looking lovingly into each other\u2019s eyes. It\u2019s really disgusting. They are tremendous human beings making the rest of us feel like crap about our marriages.\u201d The Helmans love and constant mutual respect for one another has clearly drawn the ire of the community. \u201cThey are so great, I mean so great,\u201d said neighbor Karla Wubbena. \u201cBut for the love of all that is sacred, can they just fight every now and again. Hell, humor us and say you fight, even if you don\u2019t.\u201d Some couples are choosing not to spend time with them anymore. \u201cEvery time we hang out with them, I get the third degree about why I don\u2019t make my wife as happy as Jake (Hellman) makes his,\u201d said Craig Litton. \u201cI don\u2019t need that sort of added pressure. We have enough crap to deal with, I don\u2019t want to be trying to live up to their magical relationship.\u201d Most of their neighbors have too hard of a time comprehending their relationship, so they often invent rumors. \u201cI assume they are swingers,\u201d said Wubbena. \u201cOr maybe serial killers. Probably that.\u201d Any way you put it, neighbors are fed up with this wonderful couple.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6792","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-141","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8064,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6792\/revisions\/8064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}