{"id":6619,"date":"2016-10-06T20:48:56","date_gmt":"2016-10-07T03:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6619"},"modified":"2016-10-06T20:48:56","modified_gmt":"2016-10-07T03:48:56","slug":"soopers-opening-delayed-until-june-eastbridge-residents-simultaneously-shout-fck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6619","title":{"rendered":"Soopers Opening Delayed Until June; Eastbridge Residents Simultaneously Shout, \u201cF#ck!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tIn what is being called, \u201cthe curse word heard round Stapleton,\u201d Eastbridge residents dropped the \u201cf bomb\u201d at almost the exact same time after hearing news that the Eastbridge Soopers may not be open until June. \u201cI really thought it would be open in November,\u201d said Eastbridge resident Tom Lewis. \u201cWhen I heard the update, I couldn\u2019t help but let out a frustrating, \u2018f#ck!\u201d Area resident Holly Tims had a similar reaction. \u201cI guess it all hit me at once,\u201d said Tims. \u201cI realized it will be another seven months of going to the Quebec Soopers, another seven months of having to drive to get one simple thing we forgot from the store. I normally try to be proper, but I just couldn\u2019t help but yell a big, \u2018f#ck!\u201d Renee Schmidt was another upset resident among hundreds of others. \u201cCan this really be happening?\u201d asked Schmidt. \u201cI was so much looking forward to moving on from the old Soopers that I was excited about a King Soopeers. That\u2019s how enthusiastic I was. Now this! F#ck, f#ck, f#ck, f#ck, f#ck!\u201d\n\nThe decibel level of the chorus of \u201cf#cks\u201d was not measured, but the sound of it was audible to residents in Westerly Creek, North Central Park, and the East 29th Ave. Neighborhoods. \u201cIt was at least as loud as the train,\u201d said East 29th Ave. resident Daryly Wallace. \u201cIt was very clear, and definitely shocked you a little bit. I hope this won\u2019t be a daily thing.\u201d The decibel level of a train horn is about 110, which makes it almost as loud as a rock concert at Dick\u2019s Sporting Goods<\/a>. Eastbridge residents have said the loud, \u201cf#ck\u201d was not planned, and that there is no sort of plan to daily or consistently yell, \u201cf#ck\u201d in the future. \u201cI think I speak for all Eastbridge residents when I apologize for the incident,\u201d said Tims. \u201cIt was completely spontaneous and in no way planned. We have just been screwed so many times by Forest City and have just taken it. I think everyone feels a little bit better now.\u201d If history repeats itself, and it always does, Eastbridge residents will definitely be getting screwed again. And when that happens, holy f#ck, look out.\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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