{"id":659,"date":"2011-06-07T23:58:52","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T06:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=659"},"modified":"2011-06-07T23:58:52","modified_gmt":"2011-06-08T06:58:52","slug":"stapleton-mothers-needed-pool-accident-study","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=659","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton Mothers Needed: Pool Accident Study"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[Now that summer is in full swing, many families will be frolicking regularly at the daily pools. This may seem like a carefree joyous occasion to some moms; however, many Stapleton mothers come to the pools masking a serious anxiety disorder because they fear that their child will either vomit or do a number two in the pool. Dr. Greg Asbee of the Women\u2019s Mental Health Facility in Aurora says that these disorders fall into three categories:\n\n\n<ol>\n\t\n\n<li>My child has pooped or vomited in the pool. The lifeguard saw it, ordered everyone out of the pool, and I was publicly humiliated. I have various negative physical reactions every time I take my kids to the pool.<\/li>\n\n\n\t\n\n<li> My child vomited or pooped in the pool. Other people saw it but I just scooped it out, was embarrassed, then went about my business as they were disgusted and told their friends. I still feel like those people are watching me and talking about the repulsive incident every time we go to the pool.<\/li>\n\n\n\t\n\n<li>My child vomited or pooped in the pool. No one saw it so I scooped it out but felt really, really guilty about it and still do.<\/li>\n\n\n<\/ol>\n\n\nSo if you are a Stapleton mom, fall into one of these categories, and would like to take part in a study that could possibly cure you of your disorder and pay you for your time, please contact Dr. Greg Asbee at <a href=\"mailto:poolanxietystudy@gmail.com\">poolanxietystudy@gmail.com<\/a>.\u00a0 Dads are ineligible for the study as Dr. Asbee mentions that dads really just don\u2019t care when things like this occur.]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[119],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-659","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-6","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}