{"id":6589,"date":"2016-09-21T21:28:54","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T04:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6589"},"modified":"2016-09-21T21:28:54","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T04:28:54","slug":"stapleton-man-realizes-he-will-probably-never-be-able-to-park-in-garage-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6589","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton Man Realizes He Will "Probably Never" be Able to Park in Garage Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\tStapleton resident Michael Dinnebier is married with three kids, a six, four, and two year old. They live a normal Stapleton life, which is to say they have an above average standard of living and their kids want for nothing. Due to having three kids, they have an abundance of toys, scooters, bikes, balls, sleds, wagons, kites, pool toys, and anything else you can think of. All of this stuff, takes up a lot of space. \u201cIt\u2019s really incredible how much stuff we have,\u201d said Dinnebier. \u201cEvery time I feel like we are purging stuff, more stuff takes its place. I don\u2019t even know where it comes from. Probably Stapleton Swap<\/a>.\u201d\n\nDinnebier says it has gotten so bad, half the garage is filled with stuff for the kids. \u201cWe basically use the garage for one car, and then all the other kids crap,\u201d said Dinnebier. \u201cHow I see it now, I will probably never be able to park in the garage again. \u201cI just don\u2019t see it happening. Maybe when all of the kids go to college. Until then, I have to take my chances with having my car parked on the street<\/a>.\u201d Dinnebier does take solace in the fact that he is not alone. \u201cI know a lot of people in the same situation. In fact, pretty soon, teen drivers will have cars parked on the streets as well, so not that big of a deal that I am parked out there too, I guess.\u201d\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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