{"id":6396,"date":"2016-06-09T21:20:53","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T04:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6396"},"modified":"2016-06-09T21:20:53","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T04:20:53","slug":"popular-stapleton-teen-guarantees-mca-teen-night-wont-be-lit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=6396","title":{"rendered":"Popular Stapleton Teen Guarantees MCA \u201cTeen Night\u201d Won\u2019t be Lit"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"teen<\/a>Ethan Palmer isn\u2019t just any eighth grader at Bill Roberts Junior High, he’s the most popular eighth grader at the school. When Ethan talks, other kids listen. \u201cHe\u2019s pretty much the fleekest kid in school,\u201d said fellow eighth grader Jackson Asbee. \u201cThe guys pretty much do whatever he tells them to do just be a part of his fam, and all the girls want to be his bae. He\u2019s had like, four girlfriends this year and all of them were completely hot. No matter what he does, it\u2019s totally live.\u201d Fellow classmate Abbey Steiner agrees. \u201cPretty much RT exactly what Jackson said. He\u2019s cool AF,\u201d said Steiner. \u201cHe can be salty at times, but for the most part, he\u2019s adorbs.\u201d\nWith the growing teen population in Stapleton, the Stapleton MCA must offer events for this emerging group of kids. One of the first of its kind in Stapleton is the upcoming Teen Night at Runway 35<\/a>. The event will be held June 18th at the Runway 35 pool in Stapleton from 7PM to 10. The teen blast will have a DJ, a diving board, glow lights, water games, and a sundae bar. Everything a Stapleton parent would be totally fine with. But how will the Stapleton teens take to this first big effort to include them in planned Stapleton events? The Stapletonion was unable to arrange time to text with Ethan as he couldn\u2019t interrupt his already busy texting schedule. He did let us know that \u201cglow lights aren\u2019t all that,\u201d and the hashtag they used \u201cwasn\u2019t fleek. They\u2019re using #teenglow2k16. 2k? That\u2019s so 2000\u2019s.\u201d Ethan said he is still considering going to the party just because his attendance could end up making the party \u201cpretty sik, but I may be headed to some other kick back.\u201d But in the end, Ethan says it’s highly unlikely anyone will be \u201ctotally obsessed\u201d with going to the party and the glow lights definitely don\u2019t make it \u201csavage.\u201d In fact, he is predicting it will be \u201ctrash.\u201d He stopped short of saying the party would be totally lame, mostly because \u201cno one says lame anymore, Bruh. Get woke, yo. You\u2019re too basic.\u201d]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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