{"id":5856,"date":"2015-08-19T22:04:58","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T05:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5856"},"modified":"2015-08-19T22:04:58","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T05:04:58","slug":"stapleton-to-undergo-second-baby-boom-after-female-libido-pill-approved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5856","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton to Undergo Second Baby Boom After Female Libido Pill Approved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[<a href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/female-libido-pill.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/female-libido-pill-300x205.jpg\" alt=\"female libido pill\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5857\" \/><\/a>In what is being considered a HUGE victory for Stapleton men, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/08\/19\/business\/fda-approval-addyi-female-viagra.html?_r=0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">female libido pill<\/a> has been approved by the FDA.  \u201cThe fact that I can basically legally drug my wife into fooling around with me is great,\u201d said Stapleton dad Royce Madison.  \u201cI mean, like most Stapleton dads, I\u2019m a pretty average looking dude.  But, have you seen my wife?  She is <a href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/posts\/hot-mom-a-lattes-headed-to-stapleton\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">smoking hot<\/a>.  She probably regrets not marrying a better looking guy, but here we are.  And if she can legally take drugs to be more attracted to me, hey, more for me.\u201d\n<!--more-->\nThe Stapleton moms are not quite as excited, but are appreciative of the pharmaceutical industry\u2019s efforts.  \u201cI guess they are trying to even the playing field because of all the Viagra stuff,\u201d said hot Stapleton mom Marissa Jenkins.  \u201cSo, kudos to them for that.  But, if my husband was younger and better looking, maybe I would want to make out with him without being drugged.\u201d  Stapleton mom Meghan Doyle agrees.  \u201cI hope it helps,\u201d said Doyle.  \u201cTruth is we are so busy with the kids that it\u2019s not so much an issue of being attracted to him as it is having time to lip kiss.  I mean who has time for that?\u201d\nAnalysts are predicting another potential baby boom if the drug is as effective as advertised.  \u201cStapleton experienced a <a href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/posts\/forrest-city-predicts-%E2%80%9Cshades-of-gray%E2%80%9D-baby-boom-in-stapleton\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">baby boom<\/a> a few years ago, and it could experience that again,\u201d said population expert Timothy Kindell.  \u201cIf the drug is effective, women could inexplicably become attracted to their <a href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/posts\/spotted-stapleton-man-better-looking-than-wife\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">significantly uglier husbands<\/a>.\u201d  Kindell says it is too soon to predict whether Stapleton will need to build more <a href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/posts\/ashley-k-5-students-receive-ipads-stapleton-k-5-students-receive-microsoft-surface-pro-3s\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">elementary schools<\/a>.  \u201cIt may just be a 10% spike, but it is a new drug, so its effectiveness is not yet understood.\u201d  Stapleton men are hoping the placebo effect could even take place.  \u201cMaybe the drug won\u2019t work at all, but it\u2019s possible our wives will want to think it is working, which is all that really matters to us guys,\u201d said Madison.  The new drug Addyi could hit the shelves as early as mid-October.\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5856","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-111","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}