{"id":5425,"date":"2015-02-04T22:17:53","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T05:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5425"},"modified":"2015-02-04T22:17:53","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T05:17:53","slug":"protecting-yourself-safety-tips-from-denver-police-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5425","title":{"rendered":"Protecting Yourself:  Safety Tips from Denver Police Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[<a href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/protecting-yourself.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/protecting-yourself-213x300.jpg\" alt=\"protecting yourself\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5426\" \/><\/a>With a reported <a href=\"http:\/\/frontporchstapleton.com\/article\/police-offer-safety-tips-multiple-robberies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">five robberies and two aggravated assaults<\/a>, the Denver Police Department wanted to help Stapleton residents understand what they can do to not be a victim.  Below are some of their tips:\n\n\n<ul>\n\t\n\n<li>Don\u2019t shop at the Stapleton King Soopers late at night.  Just don\u2019t do it.  Did you really need those Double-Stuffed Oreos at 10PM?  Okay, maybe you did, but go to a 711 where the lighting is better and it is significantly safer.<\/li>\n\n\n\t\n\n<li>When you are walking late at night, keep your hand inside your waistband to give the impression that you are packing heat.  Don\u2019t actually carry a gun, however.  <\/li>\n\n\n\t\n\n<li>Take <a href=\"http:\/\/coloradobjj.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">jiu jitsu<\/a> classes.  If things come to hand to hand fighting, no one wants to be choked out or have their elbow busted.  Knowing you can do these things will also make you feel safer. <\/li>\n\n\n\t\n\n<li>Travel around with <a href=\"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/posts\/stapletons-crossfit-women-join-together-to-create-stapleton-security-force\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">crossfit chicks<\/a>.  These chicks can kick people\u2019s asses, and perpetrators know this.  Just buy them each a paleo dinner and you are good to go. <\/li>\n\n\n\t\n\n<li>If you are threatened, yell loudly, \u201cI\u2019m from Black Hawk County, bitch!\u201d  They will know what\u2019s up and slowly back away.  Trust me; don\u2019t mess with people from Black Hawk County. <\/li>\n\n\n\t\n\n<li>If someone pulls up close to you, run wildly at them screaming and yelling.  They want you to run.  But, when they see a psycho running at them, they usually pull away pretty quickly. <\/li>\n\n\n<\/ul>\n\n\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5425","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-98","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}