{"id":5348,"date":"2015-01-12T23:06:58","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T06:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5348"},"modified":"2015-01-12T23:06:58","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T06:06:58","slug":"forest-city-building-safe-house-for-stapleton-residents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5348","title":{"rendered":"Forest City Building \u201cSafe House\u201d for Stapleton Residents"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"safe-house\"<\/a>Forest City is in the early stages of constructing a massive four story building which will sit on 25 acres of land on Northfield Blvd. The building will be used as a \u201csafe house\u201d for Stapleton residents in the event of bad weather including another major flood<\/a>, tornados, hail, or even an earthquake. However, the most likely use of the shelter will be a sanctuary from a potential attack from Aurorans.\n\n\u201cWith the income gap continuing to rise between the haves and the have nots, it\u2019s only a matter of time before the have nots plan an attack on this great neighborhood,\u201d said Forest City President Phil Dargossi. \u201cI have created, well, we have created this wonderful neighborhood, and I fear that the people from the other side are going to destroy it all.\u201d President Dargossi says that he and Forest City have quietly been planning this project for a long time. \u201cWe know we haven\u2019t been able to appropriately fund other projects such as the Eastbridge Town Center or the 26th Ave. Park, just to name two,\u201d said Dargossi. \u201cBut, we have been keeping that huge slush fund for this project, which is pretty massive. I think the residents of Stapleton will react favorably to this project.\u201d\nResident Tony Lewis disagrees. \u201cHas Dargossi gone completely mad?\u201d asks Lewis. \u201cThis is literally insane. First of all, no one is ever going to use this. Secondly, the project is going to cost hundreds of millions of dollars. That money could be used so much better.\u201d Cindy Retzlaff agrees. \u201cI don\u2019t see any scenario where I will pack my family up to live with the rest of Stapleton in a bomb shelter. Don\u2019t we already live too close together?\u201d\nThe shelter will almost be a fortified castle. It will feature internal cell towers and cable lines so that residents can always communicate with the outside world inside of the 10 foot thick, bomb-resistant concrete walls. Each family will get up to 600 square feet of living space and 400 square feet specifically for storage. The roughly $400 million facility will also feature an Intranet, along with underground tunnels to the Berkshire<\/a>, Crossfit Stapleton<\/a>, Target and Toys R Us, among others. The somewhat top secret facility is expected to be completed around the fall of 2017, just in time for the first term of Jeb Bush.]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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