{"id":5003,"date":"2014-08-26T20:49:55","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T03:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5003"},"modified":"2014-08-26T20:49:55","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T03:49:55","slug":"elsa-heads-back-to-arendelle-for-much-needed-break-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=5003","title":{"rendered":"Elsa Heads Back to Arendelle for Much Needed Break"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"elsa\"<\/a>If you have a daughter and live in Stapleton, you have no doubt been to a Frozen party provided by Wands and Wishes in the last year. At the party you will most certainly have seen a Frozen cake<\/a> along with balloons and other party favors. But the stars of the party will unquestionably be the characters that show up to wish the special someone a happy birthday.\nThe character who seems to be getting far more than her share of work these days is Elsa. \u201cMy daughter loves Frozen,\u201d said Stapleton parent Christine McDonald. \u201cAnd, you know, the story is really about Elsa, so my daughter likes her the most. Plus she has special powers.\u201d Stapleton parents are especially compelled to grant their kids\u2019 wishes. \u201cWhatever it takes to make my beautiful girl happy,\u201d said Stapleton dad Bob Marion. \u201cAnd if hiring a princess makes my princess happy, then that\u2019s what I will do.\u201d\n\nThe overabundance of work for Elsa has caused some jealousy issues at her agency, Wands & Wishes. \u201cYou know, I used to be the one that got the most work,\u201d said Ariel from The Little Mermaid. \u201cI have been the queen of this place for a long time now. But all of the sudden she shows up and I\u2019m taking a back seat. I don\u2019t know what it is that makes her so special.\u201d Other princesses agree. \u201cMy work has declined a lot in the last year,\u201d said Cinderella. \u201cI have been working before she was born, but she walks around like she owns the place. I\u2019m Cinderella, damn it. It won\u2019t be long before she\u2019s yesterday\u2019s news and things are back to normal around here.\u201d Jealousy within the Frozen cast is even worse. \u201cI always have felt the movie was about me,\u201d says Anna. \u201cWe are sisters in the film, I have more screen time, but somehow, she stole the show. Is it a blonde thing?\u201d Frozen cast-mate Kristoff agrees. \u201cI think I am the funniest in the whole film,\u201d says Kristoff. \u201cYet, somehow, she lands about 25 times as many gigs as I do. How is that possible?\u201d\nElsa has seen the highs and lows of her newfound popularity. \u201cOf course, the money has been great,\u201d said Elsa. \u201cBut, people are always gunning for you when you are at the top. Plus, it has been so busy with the Academy Awards, the Oscars, etc. But, more than anything, I have done over 200 Stapleton birthday parties. It\u2019s a lot.\u201d Elsa said she recently almost had a nervous breakdown. \u201cI was knocking on the door of my fifth party of the day, and while I was standing there, I could hear my own breathing, and I almost fainted.\u201d Elsa said she made it through the party, but realized something needed to change. \u201cI decided to go back home (Arendelle) for a few weeks to rest up, and re-evaluate,\u201d said Elsa. \u201cI know I will come back, better than ever, but right now, I need to take some time for me.\u201d\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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