{"id":4648,"date":"2014-04-16T22:07:58","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T05:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=4648"},"modified":"2014-04-16T22:07:58","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T05:07:58","slug":"parkwood-homes-to-hold-black-tie-event-to-introduce-townhomes-for-rich-white-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=4648","title":{"rendered":"Parkwood Homes to Hold Black Tie Event to Introduce Townhomes for Rich White People"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"Parkwood<\/a>As much as Parkwood Homes<\/a> is known for its classic East Coast home designs, they are better known for the pretentious naming of their homes and collections. From the homes in their exclusive Nantucket Close, to their list of models including the Easton, the Chestertown, the Annapolis, the St. Michaels, and the Cape May among many others, Parkwood does its best to make sure only the best become owners of Parkwoods. \u201cWe are trying to attract an upper-class buyer,\u201d says Parkwood Spokesperson Brittni Fitzpatrick. \u201cWe hope that we can essentially name people out of our homes before having to price them out. So far, we think our system has worked very well.\u201d\n\nComing soon, Parkwood plans to release its newest upscale townhome series, The Beacon Hill Collection. \u201cReally, when we do our brainstorming, we think of one word, pretentious,\u201d said Fitzpatrick. \u201cThen, we start throwing things out there, and we are really happy with how this new collection played out.\u201d One of the townhomes within the collection coming to Conservatory Green is The Belmont. \u201cWe really love this name,\u201d said Fitzpatrick. \u201cI mean, what says \u2018rich white people\u2019 like a townhome named after a triple crown horse race? I\u2019m pretty sure that\u2019s the only people that care about horse racing.\u201d\nSome residents have different opinions about Parkwood\u2019s naming system. \u201cI admit, I like their homes,\u201d says resident Ray McDermott. \u201cBut, the names are just over the top. It almost borders on being racist. I mean, is there anyone aside from rich white folks that would even tour a home named the Lexington or the Rockport?\u201d Fitzpatrick vehemently disagrees that Parkwood\u2019s naming process is racist. \u201cWe aren\u2019t just trying to attract rich white people,\u201d says Fitzpatrick. \u201cWe want any and all qualified buyers considering our homes. And those could range from somewhat rich white people, to rich white people, all the way to incredibly rich white people. So, really the whole spectrum.\u201d Parkwood will be holding a black tie event to introduce its Beacon Hill collection at the Belmont in Conservatory Green April 30th from 4-6. Wealthy white people are welcome, and champagne and hor d’oeuvres will be served (by non-white people).\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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