{"id":4002,"date":"2013-09-10T21:09:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T04:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=4002"},"modified":"2013-09-10T21:09:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T04:09:54","slug":"stapleton-welcome-committee-fears-worst-of-new-eastbridge-resident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=4002","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton Welcome Committee Fears Worst of New Eastbridge Resident"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>\u201cWe will be out here until we know the truth–this is just not Stapleton,\u201d said one of a small group of passionate protestors picketing the home of a new Eastbridge resident. Support is mounting against the new resident\u2019s lifestyle since Wednesday morning when a neighbor sporting a welcome basket was able to enter the home. \u201cThere is no evidence that this woman has any dogs at all, not one.\u201d A second story neighbor had alerted the Stapleton Master Community Association earlier this month that there were \u201cno piles of dog crap whatsoever\u201d in the new resident\u2019s rear yard.\n \u201cLet\u2019s not vilify this poor woman until we know the facts,\u201d said Stapleton resident and community association officer Chris Mason. \u201cThere have always been dogs, there will always be dogs, and it\u2019s very possible there is a dog in there somewhere. I know we are all optimistic.\u201d The investigation is ongoing, but an undisclosed source has claimed to have evidence that the middle-aged single woman may in fact be harboring a domestic Siamese mix cat inside the residence.\n\nIn an ironic twist, it was on the very same block last spring when The Stapletonion reported that a couple, touting themselves as \u201cparents,\u201d were investigated on 3 counts of violating the controversial picket fence guideline which suggests that each Stapleton residence must contain at least 2.4 school-age children.\nThe Stapleton MCA says that removing the resident from the neighborhood is a process. \u201cWe don\u2019t just show up and throw them out,\u201d says MCA President Liza Kampstra. \u201cThey will be given a warning, and be allowed a period of thirty days to either obtain a dog or give proof of an existing dog on their property. If, however, they do not provide the MCA the appropriate information, they will be escorted off Stapleton property back to Park Hill, the Highlands, or wherever else they came from.\u201d\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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