{"id":3789,"date":"2013-07-09T22:22:57","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T05:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3789"},"modified":"2013-07-09T22:22:57","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T05:22:57","slug":"scalia-to-stapleton-pride-pool-party-unconstitutional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3789","title":{"rendered":"Scalia to Stapleton: \u201cPride Pool Party Unconstitutional\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>Stapleton recently had another pride pool party, celebrating individual rights. For a majority of Americans, parties like this are not a big deal. And an even higher percentage of Stapleton residents support this type of community event. But for at least one Supreme Court justice, this type of party is not something that should be allowed in the United States.\n\n\u201cThese types of gatherings only help strengthen these groups and all of their argle bargle,\u201d explained Scalia. \u201cWe have built this country on the backbone of argle bargle, and now, these people, and these events, hope to argle bargle the very foundation of this country. Understanding that this is where we are at as a nation just makes me want to argle bargle.\u201d\nScalia believes that an individual\u2019s right to have a pool party that celebrates individual rights is \u201cun-American.\u201d \u201cIf you want to get involved in argle bargle, that is fine with me. Just do it in some other country. Don\u2019t interrupt me. I will be over here argle bargling.\u201d While a vast majority of Stapleton residents vehemently disagree with Scalia, some agree with him. \u201cI am just for traditional community gatherings,\u201d said resident Mark Travillan. \u201cLike they talk about in the Bible. For example, I feel like we are a long ways away from stoning people in public, and way too close to acceptance. Just doesn\u2019t feel right.\u201d\nResidents that attended the party felt it was a success. \u201cIt was a great time, although they could have done better with the decorations,\u201d said Scott Andreasen. Husband Mike Andreasen agreed. \u201cIt was a wonderful celebration, but I would have changed some of the music. Overall, we had a blast.\u201d\nScalia is also concerned with where allowing these types of gatherings will go next. \u201cMy biggest concern is that it is a slippery slope,\u201d said Scalia. \u201cPretty soon, they will be having days at the pool that are specifically for dogs<\/a>. I know, it sounds crazy, but it looks like that is where we are headed.\u201d\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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