{"id":3698,"date":"2013-06-11T21:38:53","date_gmt":"2013-06-12T04:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3698"},"modified":"2013-06-11T21:38:53","modified_gmt":"2013-06-12T04:38:53","slug":"hairspray-performance-pleases-crowd-hurts-ozone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3698","title":{"rendered":"Hairspray Performance Pleases Crowd, Hurts Ozone"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>Recently, the Aurora Fox Theatre performed its rendition of the classic musical Hairspray on the Green<\/a> in Stapleton. The Stapleton Green<\/a> is not a perfect venue for a musical piece, however, the Aurora Theatre group performed wonderfully and entertained the hundreds that showed up to enjoy the show. \u201cWe are happy with the performance tonight,\u201d said Aurora Fox Theatre Director Sylvia Aguilar. \u201cThe group did a great job, and we couldn\u2019t be more pleased with the audience reaction here in Stapleton.\u201d\n\n\u201cI thought they did a great job,\u201d said audience member Trevor Chickerneo. \u201cThe singing was tremendous, and they really brought the characters to life.\u201d Other audience members agreed. \u201cGreat performance, and even though my kids didn\u2019t understand any of it, they really had a great time,\u201d said Angela Fisher.\nAccording to University of Colorado lead Atmospheric Scientist Brendan Davis, not everything about the show was positive. \u201cAlthough I am certain the wonderful performers from Aurora Fox Theatre put on a good show, I am just as certain that show put a little bit of hurt on our ozone,\u201d said Davis. \u201cThey may have not used actual hairspray in the performance, but just talking about it, or glorifying it, can actually hurt the Ozone.\nDavis does not have any immediate solutions for the issue. \u201cI guess you could change the name, but it may take another ten years before people just call it the new title. My hope is that they maybe rename it, \u2018Baltimore: Formerly Hairspray,\u2019 and we can eventually just drop the \u2018Hairspray\u2019 portion. Overall, theatre-goers agree that the collateral damage to the ozone was worth the great show they saw.\nEditor\u2019s Note: This ridiculous story was published in honor of my dad, who outside of my immediate family and some of my aunts, uncles, and cousins, may have been the only other person who appreciated the relevance of this article. To Dad (1949-2011)<\/em>\n]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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