{"id":3592,"date":"2013-05-14T21:23:52","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T04:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3592"},"modified":"2013-05-14T21:23:52","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T04:23:52","slug":"after-three-years-stapleton-man-realizes-stroller-not-personally-monogrammed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3592","title":{"rendered":"After Three Years, Stapleton Man Realizes Stroller Not Personally Monogrammed"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>Robert McCracken enjoys running to keep in Shape. Six years ago, his wife Helen had their second baby. They now had a newborn and a two year old. Robert continued to run on his own, but told his wife he would love to get a running stroller for which he could eventually take both the kids. Robert told her to find one, as that was \u201cher department.\u201d\n\nHe was pleasantly surprised on his birthday with the new dual running stroller. He could immediately take his older child, and would soon be able to take both of them running with him. He also appreciated the nice touch of his wife having the stroller monogrammed. \u201cSome people have personalized bowling balls or golf bags,\u201d said Robert. \u201cI really don\u2019t do much of either of those, so it was really neat that my wife decided to put my nickname right there on the stroller, something I was going to use a lot.\u201d\n\u201cHe was really excited,\u201d said Helen. \u201cI didn\u2019t have the heart to explain to him that \u201cBob\u201d was simply the brand of the stroller. I figured he would eventually figure it out.\u201d Robert was very proud of the stroller, and liked how it handled. He would often run into other people who would ask about the stroller, which did cause confusion. \u201cI figured they were kind of teasing me by calling my stroller \u2018the Bob\u2019 poking fun at the fact that it was monogrammed. It didn\u2019t bother me at all, as I was so proud of it.\u201d\nThe confusion finally came to an end last week when he wanted to surprise his brother with a stroller after his brother\u2019s wife announced she was pregnant. \u201cHe is a runner, too,\u201d said Robert. \u201cSo, I figured mine worked so well, that I would get the same thing for him, and even have it monogrammed as well. I looked all over the stroller to find the name, and finally had to ask my wife.\u201d Helen was happy Robert took it so well. \u201cI explained it to him, and although he felt like an idiot, at least he wasn\u2019t mad at me.\u201d Robert is deciding now if he wants to get the stroller monogrammed. This time, it would say \u2018Robert.\u2019]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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