{"id":3330,"date":"2013-03-19T22:33:56","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T05:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2013-03-19T22:33:56","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T05:33:56","slug":"speak-easy-coming-to-stapleton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3330","title":{"rendered":"Speak Easy Coming to Stapleton"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>The Stapleton community has been a buzz lately with the news that a Stapleton bar will be coming to the community and offering all sorts of Colorado micro-brews. Residents certainly enjoy the current options, but definitely are not against having another one. \u201cAnother bar never hurt anybody, right,\u201d commented North Central Park resident Kelly Seery. \u201cMy biggest concern is that it is within biking distance. Sometimes, three 16 oz. glasses of that micro-brew stuff gets me pretty pickled.\u201d\n\nThe only concern that has come up at all is whether the bar will even exist. \u201cThere is definitely a thought out there that this whole thing is a prank,\u201d said resident Keith Carman. \u201cWe have received very little information, and it is entirely possible that this is an elaborate April Fool\u2019s hoax.\u201d Other residents agree with Carman. \u201cThey refuse to even let the community know the location,\u201d exclaims Scott Morningstar. \u201cIf you were opening a new place, wouldn\u2019t you that be the first thing you would let everyone know? This has Tuiasosopo<\/a> written all over it.\u201d\nThe Stapletonion was able to get in contact with the alleged owners who agreed to speak with us on the phone on the condition of anonymity. \u201cWe are definitely real, and very excited,\u201d said the owner of the soon to open speak easy. \u201cWe are keeping information quiet because it just makes it much cooler. If everyone knew where it was going to be, it really wouldn\u2019t be that cool.\u201d\nThe owner mentioned that they are not even going to make an announcement when they open. \u201cEverything is going to be old school. No web site, facebook page, twitter, or anything like that. It is going to grow organically from cool people telling other cool people where it is, and how to get in. We will even have a secret knock. If we can contain it to just cool people for a while, that would be nice.\u201d\nThe bar will have a piano, old jukebox, and a couple of pool tables. \u201cThe really neat thing about our place is that some people never will know we exist. The cool people will either keep it quiet, or tell the less cool that it simply doesn\u2019t exist. But, the truth is, for people that are able to find us whenever and wherever we open, you are going to have a hell of a time.\u201d ]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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