{"id":333,"date":"2011-04-25T08:23:53","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T15:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2011-04-25T08:23:53","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T15:23:53","slug":"party-ruined-by-uninvited-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"Party Ruined by Uninvited Neighbor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[What was supposed to be a fun evening with friends from the old neighborhood and a handful from the new, quickly turned into an evening of awkwardness. Chris Clapp and his wife Lori, who used to live in the Highlands, decided to have another one of their Stapleton get-togethers, showing off their giant house and introducing old friends to new.\n\u201cWe try to do something like this at least once a year,\u201d said Chris. \u201cIt\u2019s a fun way for us to let our old friends know how cool Stapleton can be.\u201d<!--more-->\nBut this year party-goers from outside of Stapleton left with a bitter taste in their mouth. \u201cIt would be nice if just one time we could have people over without Mike and Jessica thinking that because we are outside, it\u2019s an open invite to come on over,\u201d said Chris.\u00a0 Jessica and Mike \u201cwowed\u201d guests with unrelated tales of their younger days, as well as how well their seven year old Robert is doing in school and in sports.\n\u201cTypically, our parties last at least until 12:30 or 1,\u201d said Chris.\u00a0 \u201cThis year, we were cleared out by 8:30.\u201d\nThe Clapp\u2019s are already looking for solutions including increasing the height of the privacy fence or resorting to indoor-only parties, asking guests to park three blocks away and then sneaking in through the garage.]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-333","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-3","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}