{"id":3326,"date":"2013-03-19T22:33:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T05:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3326"},"modified":"2013-03-19T22:33:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T05:33:58","slug":"stapletons-crossfit-women-join-together-to-create-stapleton-security-force","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3326","title":{"rendered":"Stapleton\u2019s Crossfit Women Join Together to Create Stapleton Security Force"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>It has long been understood that the women in Stapleton<\/a> are simply more attractive than the men. Along these same lines, women in Stapleton are in considerably better shape than their male counterparts. There are several possible reasons for this. \u201cMy wife stays at home with the kids,\u201d says Jay Llewellyn. \u201cNow, I am not saying that staying at home is not work<\/a>. Not at all. But our kids are both in school from 9-3:30 now, so she has had a lot more time. And she has used that time to become smoking hot and ripped.\u201d\n\nOther reasons for Stapleton women keeping in such good shape include the increased pressure of being seen at the pool. \u201cIf you have young kids, you obviously have to go to the pool,\u201d said Stapleton mom Brenda Walsworth. \u201cYou can\u2019t just wear a robe every time you go, so you need to get in shape, because people will be comparing you to the other hot moms situated around the pool in their bikinis. It is quite competitive. You definitely want to be the mom all the husbands are staring at, even though it is a little inappropriate.\u201d\nWomen in Stapleton use a variety of ways to stay in shape including running clubs<\/a>, yoga, spin classes, and even zumba. In recent years, one of the more popular workouts has been crossfit programs. These programs work participants extremely hard and have proven to show great results in just a short time. There are several CrossFit programs Stapleton residents attend, and these programs often become competitive with each other. \u201cOf course we want our program to be the best,\u201d says CrossFit club owner Leah Collazo. \u201cBut in the end, we just want people to achieve their personal fitness goals, whether it is with us or someone else.\u201d\nThe one thing that all CrossFit participants certainly agree on is the respect they have for each other, and what they go through. So, recently some CrossFit ladies in Stapleton were talking about some of the theft issues in the neighborhood and how the police force simply isn\u2019t enough. \u201cWe know the police do a great job,\u201d said CrossFit mom Kamie May. \u201cBut, it is hard for them to respond and get here quickly. So, what we decided to do was to create a 24 hour security force that people can call, and within minutes, a CrossFit mom will show up and handle any situation.\u201d\nThe women are excited to put their physical skills to practical use. \u201cI am begging, just begging that someone breaks into a neighbors\u2019 house,\u201d says uber-ripped CrossFit Mom Paige Lair. \u201cI will be there within seconds to kick the whore out of any intruder.\u201d The security force, which will officially begin in late April, has other side benefits as well. \u201cWe plan to hand out signs to residents that say, \u2018this home protected by the ladies of CrossFit,\u2019\u201d said Lair. \u201cPeople can probably get rid of any security system they currently pay for, as this should be enough to ward off any potential intruders.\u201d Stapleton residents should sleep much more comfortably now that the CrossFit women have their backs. ]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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