{"id":314,"date":"2011-04-25T08:07:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T15:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=314"},"modified":"2011-04-25T08:07:08","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T15:07:08","slug":"the-stapletonion-not-so-mom-of-the-year-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"The Stapletonion Not-So-Mom-of-the-Year Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[In honor of upcoming Mother\u2019s Day, The Stapletonion is holding a \u201cNot So-Mom of the Year\u201d Contest.\u00a0 None of you are perfect, and we want to hear about it.\u00a0 Tell us your most egregious act of poor parenting, and we will publish (anonymously) the top responses in the May 9th issue of the Stapletonion and you will get a free Stapletonion tee shirt.\u00a0 Ever leave your kid at a restaurant?\u00a0 Forget them in your car?\u00a0 Leave them at home by themselves?\u00a0 And of course, what did you accidentally do when you were drunk that didn\u2019t use the best parenting judgment.\u00a0 Send your responses to <a href=\"mailto:stapletonion@gmail.com\">stapletonion@gmail.com<\/a> with the subject line \u201cmom.\u201d]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-314","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-3","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}