{"id":3084,"date":"2013-01-09T21:47:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T04:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3084"},"modified":"2013-01-09T21:47:55","modified_gmt":"2013-01-10T04:47:55","slug":"resident-eagerly-awaits-new-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=3084","title":{"rendered":"Resident Eagerly Awaits New Neighbor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[Stapleton seems to have a lot of turnover when it comes to the owners.  Some due to foreclosure a couple of years ago, others due to divorce, some people wanting to get out of the bubble, but a lot are simply due to people upgrading their homes.  Most Stapleton residents have a certain neighbor(s) whose house they wouldn\u2019t mind seeing up for sale.  And, whether the resident whom is moving is beloved or not, there is always excitement in seeing who the new neighbor will be.  Such is the case for an anonymous North Central Park resident.\n<!--more-->\n\u201cSince we have moved here, we have never gotten along,\u201d says the man who chose to not be identified.  \u201cHeck, our kids don\u2019t even get along, and they are the same age.  I was very excited when they sold their home, and I am equally excited to see who the new resident will be.\u201d  The man does not have anything too specific in regards to what he is looking for in a new neighbor, but says, \u201cit would be nice if the mom was hot.  Oh, if the dad only cares about sports, that would be great, too.\u201d\nThe new neighbors are expected to be moved in by late January, just in time for the Super Bowl the first week of February.  \u201cHopefully, everything works out and we can invite them over for a Broncos Super Bowl win.  Man, I am excited.  For the Broncos, and the new neighbors.\u201d  Although he is giddy with excitement, the man also has a lot of compassion.  \u201cReally, I am feeling bad for their new neighbors.  I mean, right now, someone is all excited to meet their new neighbors the same as me, and boy, are they going to be disappointed.\u201d  ]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3084","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-46","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}