{"id":2698,"date":"2012-09-05T21:06:55","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T04:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=2698"},"modified":"2012-09-05T21:06:55","modified_gmt":"2012-09-06T04:06:55","slug":"hot-stapleton-divorcee-frustrated-she-cant-get-hotter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=2698","title":{"rendered":"Hot Stapleton Divorcee Frustrated She Can\u2019t Get Hotter"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>Stapleton resident and mom Becky Miller is currently going through a divorce from her husband Tom of nine years. Becky has long kept in great shape through various workout programs, has a healthy diet, and yes, has had breast augmentation. She is by all standards, smoking hot. There are drawbacks that come with this hotness, however.\n\nMany times after a divorce, each person immediately gets into better shape, especially women. They work out more, go to tanning booths, take care of their skin, and purchase new sexy clothing. The problem for Becky is that she has already been doing all of these things, and therefore, has left very little room for improvement. \u201cIt\u2019s frustrating because I\u2019m already really, really, attractive,\u201d says Becky. \u201cTom has nowhere to go but up, so now I will have to hear people say things like, \u2018Tom sure is looking much better these days.\u2019 All I will get is, \u2018hey, you still look great.\u2019 Nothing new here.\u201d\nBecky is lost in regards to her \u201cnext step\u201d phase. \u201cI know the next step is to go out and lip kiss a bunch of younger guys, but I feel I am really missing out when it comes to that first step (improvement).\u201d Becky is looking into other ways to improve herself including learning a new language, getting a master\u2019s degree, or simply getting a new, improved haircut. \u201cI\u2019m not sure what I am going to do,\u201d says Becky. \u201cI will find something to make Tom say, \u2018why didn\u2019t she do that when we were married?\u2019\u201d Becky, we all look forward to the next step in your journey.]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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