{"id":2085,"date":"2012-05-01T21:01:52","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T04:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=2085"},"modified":"2012-05-01T21:01:52","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T04:01:52","slug":"the-stapletonion-not-so-mother-of-the-year-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=2085","title":{"rendered":"The Stapletonion \u201cNot so Mother of the Year\u201d Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[The Stapletonion knows that Stapleton is full of perfect mothers.  We don\u2019t care about it, and we don\u2019t want to hear about it.  What we do want to hear about is all of the things mothers have screwed up.  Forget to pick up a child?  Leave them in the backseat unbuckled?  Feed them Oreos for dinner?  Let them watch Friday the 13th at age seven?  This is what we want to know about.  Tell us about your poor parenting and we may publish it in our next issue (without identities, of course).  You will also receive a free Stapletonion tee shirt.  Email us at <a href=\"mailto:Stapletonion@gmail.com\">Stapletonion@gmail.com<\/a> with the subject line \u201cbad mom\u201d to be considered. ]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2085","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-29","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}