\t\t\t\tResident Kelly Seery and his wife Tara were recently walking down the 29th St. Parkway when they saw another couple heading towards them.\u00a0 Something was different about this couple, for Stapleton anyway.\u00a0 As they finally came face to face with the other couple, and exchanged hello\u2019s, they realized what was so different about these two.\u00a0 The husband was better looking than the wife.\u00a0 \u201cI couldn\u2019t believe it,\u201d said Tara, who is significantly more attractive than her husband.\u00a0 \u201cThe husband was definitely better looking.\u00a0 Not even a tie.\u201d\u00a0 Her homely husband Kelly agrees.\u00a0 \u201cAt first I thought, \u2018maybe they are brother\/sister,\u2019 but siblings don\u2019t hold hands, do they?\u201d\u00a0 At this point, the circumstances on how this was able to happen are unknown.\u00a0 \u201cMaybe she has a really wealthy family,\u201d guessed Tara.\u00a0 That hypothesis is definitely in the running along with the possibilities of the husband having low self esteem, or an extremely dull personality.\u00a0 \u201cIt could be a personality issue,\u201d guessed Tara, \u201cbut I have met a lot of boring dudes here in Stapleton that have hot wives.\u201d\u00a0 Residents are being asked to be tolerant if they see this couple and try to treat them like any other couple in Stapleton, where the wife is significantly more attractive than her spouse.]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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