{"id":180,"date":"2011-04-12T07:52:58","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T14:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=180"},"modified":"2011-04-12T07:52:58","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T14:52:58","slug":"parkwood-home-cadberry-egged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"Parkwood Home Cadbury Egged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[In a very unfortunate incident, local elementary school thugs appear to have created quite the mess at the Weinstein home.\u00a0 Almost one month before Easter, the Weinstein\u2019s woke up to find their beautiful Parkwood home covered in chocolate, sugar, and a creamy inside.\u00a0 \u201cHow could someone do this?\u201d exclaimed distraught homeowner Zach Weinstein.\u00a0 A bigger question that is perplexing the community is how these kids could destroy something as tasty and wonderful as a Cadbury Egg.\u00a0 <!--more-->\u201cWhat happened to the Weinstein house is terrible,\u201d said neighbor Tom Jacobs, \u201cbut if you are going to destroy someone\u2019s home, don\u2019t also destroy a wonderful seasonal treat such as the Cadbury Egg.\u201d\u00a0 Parkwood Homes investigators arrived on the scene to find at least four Cadbury Eggs slammed into various parts of the dwelling.\u00a0 Lead Parkwood investigator Royce Alger did not see any particular pattern with the eggs.\u00a0 \u201cAt this point, it seems that they were thrown at random.\u00a0 But that could have been done just to throw us off.\u201d\u00a0 If you have any information leading to the arrest, prosecution, and subsequent removing from the neighborhood of the kids and their parents involved, contact Royce Alger at Parkwood Homes.\u00a0 One thing is for certain, clean up will be long and tedious for the people the Weinsteins hire to clean up the mess.]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-180","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-issue-2","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}