{"id":1253,"date":"2011-10-13T20:51:57","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T03:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=1253"},"modified":"2011-10-13T20:51:57","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T03:51:57","slug":"central-park-bridge-expected-to-connect-stapleton-to-real-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stapletonion.com\/?p=1253","title":{"rendered":"Central Park Bridge Expected to Connect Stapleton to Real World"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"\"<\/a>\nAs construction winds down on the Central Park Blvd. Bridge, residents are cautiously excited about the possibility of discovering a world outside of Stapleton.\u00a0 Long since whispered about when someone newly arrives to the neighborhood this \u201creal world\u201d remains a mystery. \u201cLook, life is great here\u201d noted resident Greg Asbee, \u201cbut sometimes I wonder. What is beyond the northern creek? Why does the air smell like cow poop every January?\u00a0 And where does the Mexican lady who cleans my house come from? “\nThe bridge, slated for completion in spring of 2012, will hopefully answer some of those questions. Jeanne Manigold plans to embrace the opportunity. \u201cAs much as I enjoy what we have here, I\u2019ve heard stories of something called \u2018Indian food\u2019 and intend to find out what it is.\u201d\nSpeculation has run wild as to the origins of the bridge. Noted Stapleton theologian Karl White has his own theories. \u201cWhen the Great Pena banished the metal birds from this area 15 years ago, he vowed that the people who remained would one day see a TGI Friday\u2019s, whatever that is. I see this bridge as a fulfillment of that promise\u201d\nOthers, like Kevin Day, aren\u2019t so convinced. \u201cI\u2019m not sure this bridge is such a great idea. I mean, did any of you ever watch \u2018Lost\u2019? There could be an evil smoke monster out there or worse, we could fall of the face of the earth once we cross the bridge.\u201d then he added \u201cNo, thank you!\u201d Neighborhood groups are already organizing festivities to coincide with the bridge opening \/unleashing a nightmare on earth]]>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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