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Stapleton Man Realizes He Will "Probably Never" be Able to Park in Garage Again

September 21, 2016 by admin

Stapleton resident Michael Dinnebier is married with three kids, a six, four, and two year old. They live a normal Stapleton life, which is to say they have an above average standard of living and their kids want for nothing. Due to having three kids, they have an abundance of toys, scooters, bikes, balls, sleds, wagons, kites, pool toys, and anything else you can think of. All of this stuff, takes up a lot of space. “It’s really incredible how much stuff we have,” said Dinnebier. “Every time I feel like we are purging stuff, more stuff takes its place. I don’t even know where it comes from. Probably Stapleton Swap.” Dinnebier says it has gotten so bad, half the garage is filled with stuff for the kids. “We basically use the garage for one car, and then all the other kids crap,” said Dinnebier. “How I see it now, I will probably never be able to park in the garage again. “I just don’t see it happening. Maybe when all of the kids go to college. Until then, I have to take my chances with having my car parked on the street.” Dinnebier does take solace in the fact that he is not alone. “I know a lot of people in the same situation. In fact, pretty soon, teen drivers will have cars parked on the streets as well, so not that big of a deal that I am parked out there too, I guess.” ]]>

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