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2010 Report: DontShakeABaby.com saves 326 Stapleton Babies

April 25, 2011 by admin

Residents are pleased with the knowledge this web site has brought them. “I never would have known that shaking something as delicate and tiny as a baby would be a bad thing,” said resident Steve Johnson. Other residents respect the overall legal implications of DontShakeABaby.com. “I was very frustrated with my crying baby,” mentioned Brian Buenger, “but when I went in to the nursery, I remembered that I had typed my name in on that web site promising never to shake a baby. I wasn’t about to break that legally binding document.” Creators of DontShakeABaby.com, are already working on new projects to save more lives including: DontLetYourBabyDriveACarUnsupervised.com MakeSureYourBabyRespectsThe5DayWaitingPeriodForAHandGun.com DontLoadYourBabyIntoACatapultAndFireThemAtAnEnemyCastle.com.]]>

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