EaWe, neighbors who are extremely homogeneous in age, income, race, and number of kids finally agreed they would never be friends because of their differences. “We have been at several block gatherings,” says Jeff Jones one of the block members. “But we always struggled with things to talk about unless it was our kids. At some point we decided that we would get along, but stop trying to be friends.” The group has tried drinking together, watching games together, playing board games together, but have realized, incredibly, they have no real common ground. “Believe me, I wish the best for these people,” says one of the other neighbors Zach Geary. “I just can’t stand being around them. When I first met everyone, I thought this would be the coolest block ever. Turns out, it is not the case.” Another Stapleton oriented web site — the new stapletonneighbors.com — hopes to help with this issue. For a monthly fee, you can find people in Stapleton that are good matches for you, much like a dating site. You can then correspond with them, and if things go well, you can look into whether or not there is a house on the market that you could purchase, or potentially work out a house swap. ]]>