Seizing the opportunity before one name gels, Seery roped in the clarity communications team from Forest City and the new mayor to create the new committee, whose sole purpose will be to come up with not-quite-catch-on-able names on a monthly basis and have them released through the Front Porch and StapletonMoms.com. Seery was overheard confiding in Mayor Hancock, “Even if this new ‘naming committee’ fails, I’ve still screwed these Stapleton whiners by giving them a Principal whose last name is difficult to pronounce.” The Stapletonion realizes two things: 1) No one is ever going to consistently refer to the school by its complete name and 2) We need to find a name that we all use instead of some using SMIS, others using Stapleton 3, and others using Swigert. The Stapletonion would like to hear your nicknames for the new school, and we will use your entries in the next poll. If your entry makes the poll, you will receive a free Stapletonion tee shirt. 100% cotton, 90% cool. Lets help this school out! ]]>