In a bold move, the MCA has recently announced that it will be pulling out all the stops and fighting crime with one of the strongest methods available – magnets. Criminals beware. Not only will residents start locking their doors and removing their laptops from their cars but every resident in Stapleton will be fully armed with deadly refrigerator magnets. When thrown, these magnets can reach supersonic speeds and completely subdue their targets. A hidden camera and microchip imbedded in the magnets are able to not only record criminal activity but quickly identify the criminals from an FBI database.
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Pocket Park Rules Simplified
The old well-intentioned rules posted at Stapleton’s pocket parks have become too long, stale, outdated, and cumbersome. The Stapleton MCA has taken down the old signs and replaced them with signs that are more direct, yet explain the rules very clearly. [Read more…] about Pocket Park Rules Simplified
Residents Angry They Too Can Get Speeding Tickets
When Danny Bolsom was headed down MLK Blvd. going 48 miles per hour, he thought nothing of it. The speed limit is 35 on MLK, but Danny had the same assumption as most other Stapleton residents: the speed limit is for non-residents. Danny was shocked when he saw a police car in his rearview mirror, lights flashing, siren blaring. Danny pulled over still thinking that he would show his Stapleton license, and would get out of the ticket. But it wasn’t to be. Danny tried to explain to the officer that he lived in Stapleton, but it did not sway the officer away from giving Danny a ticket.
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Parents Want to Know SMIS CSAP scores Before They Happen
In a very proactive move, parents whose children will attend SMIS next year have demanded student test results. Problem is, these tests have yet to take place. New Principal Vogel is struggling with the request. “We want to be supportive of the parents and work with them,” said Vogel, “however, there is really no way to predict how well children will perform on tests that they have yet to be subjected to.”
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